There is no way I am passing up an 18-year old redhead. The only question is if she was just jerking me around.
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Okay, you just said you are not looking for advice but now you are inquiring for some.
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I'm not asking for advice in that post, sorry.
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Doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results.
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Well, you're going to get exactly what you always have - absolutely nothing.
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He's got this chick in the bag, you have no clue wtf you're talking about
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You do realize that there's not much I can do right now, correct? I have no way to contact one chick (the ball is in her court, so to speak). The other one clearly isn't ready to meet just yet.
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:-)

:-)
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You do realize that part of the reason one chick isn't ready to meet you just yet is because your lack of communication skills? You don't know how to talk (even if over the computer) to a girl, but you don't want any advice/help.
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I'm not interested in being anyone other than myself. Why misrepresent myself? I'm not interested in being fed lines.
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Why do people always want the ball to be on the other's court? You can't score if you don't have the ball.

Don't ask her if she wants to do something. After you've talked for a bit, just tell her you'll be at such and such place at such and such time on such and such day. Don't sit at home waiting to hear back. Go out. If she doesn't show up, then you've paid for one person instead of two, you're getting out more, and maybe you'll bump into someone else to talk to. If someone shows up, you see how things go. If you want to see her again, then ask her what she would like to do next time.
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I'm just waiting for her IM, luv. Then we can hash out the details. She's already agreed to go out.
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Driving through three states wearing a 10-year-old girl's head as a hat?
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Se7en?
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No. Pure. Quality. Cinema.

Con Air.
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