The big anti-hijack thread.....
Talk about anything, but if this works than we don't have to keep looking around all the threads to see who is still on tonight, and every night, or even every day! Talk about the chiefs, talk about tomorrow, talk about football, politics or even how to do flooring and the applicable budget. What you're drinking, how hard it is to sleep, etc. Every thing is acceptable in this thread.....
Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding:
Or the can of Pumpkin Pie Filling, I probably piqued his interest.
Heh..you probably stick your dick in a warm bowl of soup to make you feel better..heh?..it's kind of like your girlfriend..you know..she is so stretched out..it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway..heh.
Not a hamburger, but a monstrocity no matter how you slice it (no pun intended.) This sandwich is one reason why Elvis is no longer with us. It looks disgusting.
Originally Posted by bill parcells:
Heh..you probably stick your dick in a warm bowl of soup to make you feel better..heh?..it's kind of like your girlfriend..you know..she is so stretched out..it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway..heh.
Yeah, shes a vegetarian, so whenever she is out of town I pull out the Vegetable Soup and begin my business.
Originally Posted by Sam Hall:
Not a hamburger, but a monstrocity no matter how you slice it (no pun intended.) This sandwich is one reason why Elvis is no longer with us. It looks disgusting.
Now that damn n00b Sam Hall wants to make us click. :-)
Fool's Gold Loaf
- 1 loaf Italian white bread
- 2 tbsps butter
- 1 lb lean bacon
- 1 jar smooth peanut butter
- 1 jar grape jelly
Serves: Elvis (8-10 people)
The house specialty of the now defunct Colorado Gold Mine Company restaurant, legend has it Elvis flew from Memphis to Denver late one night just to down one of these 42,000-calorie monsters. Despite the added weight, the plane made it back.
Wise men say only fools rush in to a sandwich like this, but you can't help risking a massive coronary to try it:
Cooking: Slather the butter all over the loaf's entire exterior surface. Then toss it onto a baking sheet in a 350-degree oven for around 15 minutes or until browned. Meanwhile, fry the bacon -- lean, for "health" purposes.
Assembly: Slice the loaf lengthwise, then hollow it out, for ample room to glob on the entire jars of peanut butter and jelly. Carefully arrange the bacon slices over the PB&J (presentation is everything). Close the loaf, and prepare yourself for kingly transcendence.