Then, you can take the young, nubile, blond, female, lost hikers back to your forest abode and use your forest chains to lock them up in your forest basement.
Originally Posted by FAX:
Life in the forest can be very relaxing. Just living among the forest animals and forest trees and forest shrubberies.
And once in a while, two young, blond, nubile, female hikers get lost and it's the responsibility of the forest ranger to teach them the ways of the forest that their momma never told them about.
Originally Posted by Valiant:
Kid?? He is what 27??
That page was full of win before it got taken down.. It does suck that he thought he had a chance at being a model.. Maybe you should ground this mental picture he has of himself as it is not realistic..
:-)
Jesus Christ. I want be a fucking forest ranger now. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Donger:
My wife was groped by a forest ranger last weekend. Dirty, old man, he was.
Would you prefer that she return home with a giant tick on her nipple?
That's the whole thing about our culture. Forest rangers dedicate their lives to the doing of good, yet they're vilified by little marshmallow sugary Easter birds all the time.
Originally Posted by Katipan: :-)
Jesus Christ. I want be a fucking forest ranger now.
Also, let's not forget - let's NOT forget, Katipan - that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uhhhh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either [Reply]
