*****Official Chiefsplanet "I have a random thought" Thread***** - Page 168

Originally Posted by bane_58:
Useless without pics.:-)

I know. :-) I have the image saved on my internal memory, but that can't be transported and use of personal camera devices on campus is strictly prohibited :-)

Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP:
So I was talking with my boss, standing in between his doorway and the hallway and around the corner steps this tall, thin, gorgeous blonde. She walks down the short hallway and, presumably, to one of the cubicles in the Failure Analysis group. Both my boss and I are speechless. I ask who the hell she is and he provided what he knew. A minute or two later she walks back down the hallway and back around the corner. I find out which program she works on and I have a buddy who used to work on that program. Perfect.

I didn't even know a girl who looks like that worked here.

Wow this sounds like an episode of Flight of the Conchords. Want me to tell you how it ends?

Originally Posted by Heather:
Wow this sounds like an episode of Flight of the Conchords. Want me to tell you how it ends?

Go for it.

How to study in FL, DaKCMan AP style:

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Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP:
How to study in FL, DaKCMan AP style:

You're going to get fired if the billionaire that lives there sees you studying instead of cleaning his pool.

Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP:
Go for it.

Well, Murray, that would be you, falls in love with Leggy Blonde, but Leggy Blonde doesn't respond, or Murray doesn't ask her out in time and then she is gone, and he ends up singing a sad song (humorous, but sad) about how he'll miss her.
So good luck with that, mate!

I'm at work instead of on the bike or out in the yard grilling.....:-)

Gary Coleman married Dana Plato today.......

Originally Posted by ChiTown:
Gary Coleman married Dana Plato today.......

Sex tape forth coming!!!!:-)

Originally Posted by bane_58:
Sex tape forth coming!!!!:-)

If it's anything like the scenes in "Me, Myself & Irene", im all over it. Black midget love on white women is hot!

Originally Posted by Detoxing:
If it's anything like the scenes in "Me, Myself & Irene", im all over it. Black midget love on white women is hot!

Yeah you know he's hung like a bull anyway.:-)

I ate leftover pizza for lunch and I'm eating fresh hot pizza for dinner. WTF?

Originally Posted by Stewie:
I ate leftover pizza for lunch and I'm eating fresh hot pizza for dinner. WTF?

dinner > lunch

Originally Posted by Heather:
Well, Murray, that would be you, falls in love with Leggy Blonde, but Leggy Blonde doesn't respond, or Murray doesn't ask her out in time and then she is gone, and he ends up singing a sad song (humorous, but sad) about how he'll miss her.
So good luck with that, mate!

No, what is going to happen is, DaKCMan AP is going to nail the gorgeous leggy blond, because DaKCMan AP, exudes awesomeness. Then once the said leggy blond bombshell is board with how much more awesome DaKCMan AP is then herself, she is going to move on to a top dog, talk about how DaKCMan AP, really isn't as awesome as he proclaims, and DaKCMan AP, will find himself without a job!

DaKCMan AP, in all of your awesomeness, don't you know not to bang the people you work with?? Silly boy!!

Originally Posted by Heather:
Well, Murray, that would be you, falls in love with Leggy Blonde, but Leggy Blonde doesn't respond, or Murray doesn't ask her out in time and then she is gone, and he ends up singing a sad song (humorous, but sad) about how he'll miss her.
So good luck with that, mate!

Goooooooodbye......

Leggy Blonde

Gooooooooodbye....

Every day I look acroos the office floor
There you were, your hair down to your legs
And your legs down to the floor
Leggy blonde goodbye, goodbye

Now that you are gone I'll never see you here for tech repair
Wish you knew how much I loved your legs and your hair
Leggy blonde, goodbye
Goodbye

Leggy, leggy, leggy, leggy
Leggy, leggy, leggy, leggy
Leggy, leggy, leggy, leggy
Leggy, leggy, leggy, leggy
Blondie, blondie, blondie, blondie
Blondie, blondie, blondie, blondie
Blondie, blondie, blondie, blondie
Blondie, blondie
Leggy blonde
Goodbye
Goodbye

I had a budgie but it died
Whoa, oh
I like pie

Leggy, leggy, leggy, leggy
Leggy, leggy, leggy, leggy
Leggy, leggy, leggy, leggy
Leggy, leggy, leggy, leggy
Blondie, blondie, blondie, blondie
Blondie, blondie, blondie, blondie
Blondie, blondie, blondie, blondie
Blondie, blondie
Leggy blonde

I'll never get
I'll never get to be with ya
I'll never get to share another cup of tea with ya
I'll never get to let you know how much I think of ya
I'll never get to tear your clothes off on the photocopier

He'll never get
He'll never get
He'll never get
He'll never get to say

Oh leggy blonde you got it goin' on
Wanna see you wearing that thong thong thong
See you get it on til the break of dawn
(mumbling) Panties on

Goodbye