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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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Hammock Parties 09:06 PM 08-18-2008
I want an experienced woman, NOT a virgin.
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DaKCMan AP 09:07 PM 08-18-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
I want an experienced woman, NOT a virgin.
you need to take what you can get... hell if you want experience, get a hooker.
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luv 09:09 PM 08-18-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Beats the **** out of me. Hope SHE'S not a virgin. Christ, how ironic would that be.
I don't think you want the experience of popping some girl's cherry your first time.
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Hammock Parties 09:11 PM 08-18-2008
No shit!
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Phobia 09:12 PM 08-18-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
That's actually not too bad. You either just scored your first actual date or are being milked for a free meal. Good luck.
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DaKCMan AP 09:13 PM 08-18-2008
Originally Posted by Phobia:
That's actually not too bad. You either just scored your first actual date or are being milked for a free meal. Good luck.
Either way he needs the experience and should follow through on it.
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Hammock Parties 09:14 PM 08-18-2008
Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP:
Either way he needs the experience and should follow through on it.
Agreed.
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ShortRoundChief 10:06 PM 08-18-2008
Originally Posted by luv:
I don't think you want the experience of popping some girl's cherry your first time.
but on the bright side she wouldn't know that he doesn't know what he's doing

plus she's 18 I'm sure she's not a virgin, mr. c.e. wendler here is the last nonretard/monk left who falls in that category
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ShortRoundChief 10:07 PM 08-18-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Agreed.
just bring some vaseline, immediately sit it on the counter, and say I only do anal on the first date

If she says cool nail her and run like hell
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Hammock Parties 10:10 PM 08-18-2008
Originally Posted by J Diddy:
but on the bright side she wouldn't know that he doesn't know what he's doing

plus she's 18 I'm sure she's not a virgin, mr. c.e. wendler here is the last nonretard/monk left who falls in that category
Is it safe to say if she's after older guys she likes to give it up?
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ShortRoundChief 10:13 PM 08-18-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Is it safe to say if she's after older guys she likes to give it up?
perhaps

perhaps she's screwed all the younger guys

either way put on some cologne and don't ****ing talk about starwars

jesus, talk about your travels as a reporter
leave the nerd shit at home
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Hammock Parties 10:17 PM 08-18-2008
Originally Posted by J Diddy:
perhaps

perhaps she's screwed all the younger guys

either way put on some cologne and don't ****ing talk about starwars

jesus, talk about your travels as a reporter
leave the nerd shit at home
I'm not dumb, you know.

I'm also not wearing ****ing cologne, either.
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ShortRoundChief 10:19 PM 08-18-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
I'm not dumb, you know.

I'm also not wearing ****ing cologne, either.
once a virgin always a virgin, put the smell-nice stuff on

trust me
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Hammock Parties 10:22 PM 08-18-2008
Originally Posted by J Diddy:
once a virgin always a virgin, put the smell-nice stuff on

trust me
Blech. Seriously.
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ShortRoundChief 10:24 PM 08-18-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Blech. Seriously.
suit yourself
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