Andy Reid got depantsed in the Super Bowl by Bruce Arians.
Bruce Fucking Arians and Tom Fucking Brady.
Well, you see, Andy Reid is an offensive genius, and how dare we question Andy Reid's genius in not running the ball and not utilizing the screen pass in the face of an epically brutal pass rush, a patchwork offensive line and a QB with a hurt toe?
How dare we question his geniusness?
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Oh, and Spags? The "great Brady Killer"? They had his defense figured out by the 2nd quarter and he couldn't adjust it. He was Bob Sutton Jr. [Reply]
Originally Posted by NJChiefsFan:
Out of curiosity did anyone in the media call him out Thursday or the papers Friday? Or just typical vanilla kc sports journalism?
It was the typical vanilla bullshit.
The only time KC's media had any real edge was when Babb went public with Haley's story about Pioli and the wiretaps. [Reply]
Originally Posted by rabblerouser: A bunch of überfanbois who tell everyone who'll listen that Reid doesn't suck so they can feel optimistic...
Pathetic that grown men lie to themselves and don't even believe what is right in front of their faces.
It's like, please....just fucking stop already. Sometimes, it just is what it is.
Andy and Alex are perfect microcosms of each other. For success, everything must be ideal. Guess what, dipshits? You're NOT getting that in this league.
The Grand Hunt Prophecy remains as true today as it was when it came to revelation many moons ago:
I wish people would stop talking in hyperbole. Andy Reid is not a terrible head coach. Neither was Haley or Herm. Romeo was a truly terrible head coach. Reid is a much better version of Herm. Can build an excellent team. Herm gives an outside shot at a playoff win while Reid gives you a good shot. But Herm won't win you a Super Bowl and Reid is a big long shot because they can't manage games. [Reply]
Originally Posted by chiefzilla1501:
I wish people would stop talking in hyperbole. Andy Reid is not a terrible head coach. Neither was Haley or Herm. Romeo was a truly terrible head coach. Reid is a much better version of Herm. Can build an excellent team. Herm gives an outside shot at a playoff win while Reid gives you a good shot. But Herm won't win you a Super Bowl and Reid is a big long shot because they can't manage games.
Originally Posted by chiefzilla1501:
I wish people would stop talking in hyperbole. Andy Reid is not a terrible head coach. Neither was Haley or Herm. Romeo was a truly terrible head coach. Reid is a much better version of Herm. Can build an excellent team. Herm gives an outside shot at a playoff win while Reid gives you a good shot. But Herm won't win you a Super Bowl and Reid is a big long shot because they can't manage games.
A coach who can't manage a game is ultimately fucking worthless. [Reply]
We have one of the deepest rosters in the NFL, a defense that has the ability to be dominant, and an offense that could be efficient, if not explosive...if the head coach would utilize his best player correctly and learn how to manage a fucking game [Reply]
Originally Posted by Brock:
a brief history of bed-shitting:
Super Bowl XXXIX
Reid’s Eagles found themselves down 10 with just under six minutes remaining to the New England Patriots. And yet the offense chugged along with all the urgency of a three-toed sloth. Reid already had burned a golden timeout after a clock stoppage (!) late in the third quarter, so he had two left.
Passes from Donovan McNabb netting 4, 4, 5 and 2 yards took a full two minutes off the clock. It was at this point at Alltell Stadium that I turned to the man sitting next to me (former NFL quarterback and current ESPN college football analyst Jesse Palmer) and in stereo we both said: “What is Andy doing?”
The Eagles chugged down the field, saving their two timeouts for defense, and took the clock under two minutes before scoring a touchdown on the one deep pass of the drive, despite the Patriots being down their starting corner and safety with injuries. The ensuing onsides kick was recovered by the Patriots, who went on to win.
Asked about the drive in question years later, Bill Belichick famously told NFL Network that he and his assistants were looking at each other saying, “We’re up 10 right? We’re not missing something here?” Even he couldn’t hold back from calling out Reid’s mismanagement.
The “I goofed” game
In McNabb’s return-to-Philadelphia game after being traded to the Washington Redskins, the Eagles seemed to lack urgency and energy early on as the inferior Redskins took a 14-0 lead in the first 10 minutes. But the Eagles rallied and had a chance to cut the lead in half before going into the locker room.
With 1:45 remaining, the Eagles had a first-and-goal from the 4-yard line. Somehow, miraculously, they found themselves challenged for time and unable to score, undone by an unseemly delay-of-game call where Reid looked like he had just been told about the play clock and its tendency to click down after the ball is spotted.
The Eagles settled for a field goal but never recovered and lost 17-12. Had they scored a touchdown there … who knows? But McNabb was terrible, Reid knew it, his defense played well that day (despite dropping two would-be picks) and they still couldn’t win.
Reid, as if setting up a future career as a Propecia pitch man, offered up this postgame explanation: “I goofed.”
That game was the beginning of the end of Reid in Philadelphia, if you trace it back. Three weeks earlier, the Eagles lost to the Packers, 27-20, as Reid nuked his three second-half timeouts down seven with 5:25, 5:17 and 5:11 left to play.
“I wanted the points”
More madness from the 2010 season: The Eagles, favored against the Chicago Bears, outscored the Bears 13-0 in the fourth quarter and lost. That’s because two of those field goals should have been reconsidered.
Down two scores twice, Reid opted to kick field goals … and remain down two scores. The second one was far more egregious. The Eagles faced a fourth and goal from the Chicago 18, with two timeouts. Though the distance to the end zone was daunting, Reid had to go for it. Instead, he opted for the field goal, cutting a 15-point lead to 12 with 4:53 left.
What did that do? The Eagles still needed to score twice to win. The field goal was completely useless.
“I wanted the points there,” Reid said. “It came down to one possession. When you’re down in the red zone, you have to score. That’s what it comes down to, and we have a short period of time to get it right.”
The Bears almost bailed the Eagles out by their own mismanagement, running off only 21 seconds on their next possession, but even with an Eagles TD drive after that, they ran out of time.
The following season, Reid’s Eagles faced a similar spot, down 20-13 with 4:53 left against the Dallas Cowboys, and he once more opted for the field goal. Only one problem: Reid had burned two timeouts needlessly on bad second-half challenges — another Achilles heel of his — and was unable to stop the Cowboys on seven straight clock-milking plays. Game over.
Notice a trend?
Twice with the Chiefs
In Reid’s first season in Kansas City, the plucky Chiefs rebounded from a 2-14 season to make the playoffs — a masterful turnaround. But the Chiefs could have gone 12-4 and made a stronger run at the Broncos for the division crown had Reid not helped cough up a win at home against the San Diego Chargers.
The Chiefs had first and 10 from the San Diego 16-yard line, and the Chargers already had burned one timeout. Reid felt bad and used one of his own with 1:28 left. Why? Who on earth knows? His explanation:
“No,” Reid said, “I was just calming the storm there and making sure that — we needed a touchdown at that point — make sure that we had the right things in and we were ready to go.”
They had the right things in and scored on the next play, taking a 38-34 lead, but handing the ball back to Philip Rivers, who drove down the field — those two timeouts came in quite handy! — and scored in 46 tidy seconds, which ultimately would be the game-winner.
Sigh.
Then last season, in perhaps the Chiefs’ finest hour, crushing the New England Patriots 41-14 in Week 4, Reid’s first-half blunder was covered up by his own team’s pure dominance in the rout.
Up 14-0 with a chance to step on the Patriots’ necks at the end of the first half. On second and 10 from the New England 10 with 31 seconds left, Alex Smith hit Travis Kelce for a 5-yard gain to the 9. Inexplicably, Reid let more than 15 seconds run off before calling the Chiefs’ final timeout, putting them in a tricky spot.
On third and 5 with eight seconds left, Smith hit Dwayne Bowe — inbounds — for an 8-yard gain that would have run the clock out had the Patriots not bailed them out with a penalty.
The end-of-half field goal ended up saving face, and not mattering at all in a 27-point blowout, but what if the eventual champions rallied early in the second half? Reid once more would have been ripped for letting a game slip away.
Originally Posted by nychief:
Jamaal lost the game.
And Alex's INT, and a couple dropped INTs by our D, and Reid's knucklehead play calls, at least a couple times. (Though I like he wants to surprise the opposition by doing something different, there are times to line up and say, "we're running, try to stop us"). 5 turnover is always bad in the NFL. No ifs, ands, or butts.
Damn autocorrect, that's supposed to be, "no smiths, Andys, or drops". [Reply]