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Nzoner's Game Room>Getting my first Colonoscopy tomorrow.
TimeForWasp 06:07 PM 09-07-2022
The VA found blood in a sample and now I am getting my first Colonoscopy.

I am just a little worried and nervious, and worried and nervious.

Scared they are going to find something bad.
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BigRedChief 06:34 PM 03-12-2024
Originally Posted by scho63:
I just farted jizz.

Is that normal after a colonoscopy?
Of course….. slinks away to snicker…:-)
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IowaHawkeyeChief 06:37 PM 03-12-2024
Originally Posted by scho63:
Doctor said either I had or was a perfect ass.

No polyps or issues.

Another 10 years until next one.

Endoscopy nothing worse. 3 years until next.

Doc spent 4 minutes and 42 seconds on Endoscopy and 11 minutes 9 seconds on Colonoscopy.

Drive-ins take longer.
great news!
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displacedinMN 06:40 PM 03-12-2024
Great for you. And there is a lot of air in there.
Take it easy eating for the next day. Then go crazy.
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Easy 6 06:48 PM 03-12-2024
I pooped in a little bowl and sent it off to a lab, seems preferable with something like a 96% degree of accuracy

Man oh man would I hate being someone who opens up bowls of mailed in poop for lab testing all day... too much money wouldn't be enough
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Buehler445 10:25 PM 03-12-2024
Originally Posted by scho63:
I just farted jizz.

Is that normal after a colonoscopy?
Did he kiss you in the neck first?
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frozenchief 12:51 AM 03-13-2024
Originally Posted by scho63:
I just farted jizz.

Is that normal after a colonoscopy?
Was your doctor named Bruce?
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scho63 12:58 AM 03-13-2024
Originally Posted by Buehler445:
Did he kiss you in the neck first?
Not even a handshake. :-)
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scho63 12:58 AM 03-13-2024
Originally Posted by frozenchief:
Was your doctor named Bruce?
Ben

Dr. Ben Dover :-)
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Chieftain 01:22 AM 03-13-2024
Originally Posted by scho63:
I just farted jizz.

Is that normal after a colonoscopy?
It is very normal...


IF

...during the surgery, they performed a buttrape procedure.
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Fishels 01:44 AM 03-13-2024
Originally Posted by Easy 6:
I pooped in a little bowl and sent it off to a lab, seems preferable with something like a 96% degree of accuracy

Man oh man would I hate being someone who opens up bowls of mailed in poop for lab testing all day... too much money wouldn't be enough
Not a Dr but be careful with that. The box tests don’t pick up polyps very well if I’m not mistaken and the classic scope is low risk and the better way to go. In terms of accuracy

I’m 30 and had about 3-5 scopes between age 18-26. Not the funnest thing in the world but it is not the big scary thing it’s made out to be. If you’re lucky they might give you some drugs before they roll you back that almost makes the experience worth it lol

May I ask are you having any symptoms?
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Easy 6 08:12 PM 03-13-2024
Originally Posted by Fishels:
Not a Dr but be careful with that. The box tests don’t pick up polyps very well if I’m not mistaken and the classic scope is low risk and the better way to go. In terms of accuracy

I’m 30 and had about 3-5 scopes between age 18-26. Not the funnest thing in the world but it is not the big scary thing it’s made out to be. If you’re lucky they might give you some drugs before they roll you back that almost makes the experience worth it lol

May I ask are you having any symptoms?
No symptoms at all, thats why doc recommended a mail in as an alternative

One good strong cup of coffee in the morning is all it takes to keep things moving asap... no worries
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ptlyon 07:14 AM 03-14-2024
Do it guys, if possible. Had mine a couple of weeks ago. Found a something something ulcer of the colon. Biopsy shows possible cancer. Going to yank that piece out. Thankfully due to the location, not supposed to have a bag. It was my first and I'm 54.

P. S. Being it's an ulcer and not a growth they aren't too concerned about it. Although I've started getting a black stool, and can get very dizzy because of low hemoglobin. So it's bleeding. Going to monitor and get on iron pills and more labs Friday and Monday.
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Fishels 03:13 AM 03-16-2024
Originally Posted by ptlyon:
Do it guys, if possible. Had mine a couple of weeks ago. Found a something something ulcer of the colon. Biopsy shows possible cancer. Going to yank that piece out. Thankfully due to the location, not supposed to have a bag. It was my first and I'm 54.

P. S. Being it's an ulcer and not a growth they aren't too concerned about it. Although I've started getting a black stool, and can get very dizzy because of low hemoglobin. So it's bleeding. Going to monitor and get on iron pills and more labs Friday and Monday.
Dang man sorry to hear that. I’m glad I got checked young and will continue to do so (family history among other things). Bleeds that literally making you tired has got to suck

Feel better man
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Fishels 03:17 AM 03-16-2024
Originally Posted by Easy 6:
No symptoms at all, thats why doc recommended a mail in as an alternative

One good strong cup of coffee in the morning is all it takes to keep things moving asap... no worries
Awesome! Just please be sure to get anything checked out if even the slightest symptom prevails. Grandad died of Colon Cancer and it spread to other organs quick. They thought they caught it early but even at the stage it was, it had moved to other places unknown at the time.

Not trying to scare anyone it’s just a lot of my family has died from cancer and it was very preventable in a lot of cases. I’m passionate about others keeping a close eye on it
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Abba-Dabba 01:20 PM 07-16-2024
Time for the VA to do their thing tomorrow. Not for the 1st time, but the 4th. Fucking burn pits. At 6pm tonight I will be on my way down the Hershey Highway to drop all the kids off.
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