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BIG_DADDY 10:21 AM 08-19-2004
I am writing in response to skip town who feels BD is a little hard on queer me and picks on him too much. First of all let me address the accusation made by skip town that LVNHACK and myself teamed up on queer me because he didn’t like that. In order for there to be this teamwork conspiracy going on you would first have to show me where the two of us have done this to other people. I defy you to find that because it isn’t there, it’s never happened before. It IS possible for someone to annoy two people at the same time and get pummeled the way he did especially when you’re a tard. That being said there is a certain personality type that I am drawn to giving shit to. The more of these characteristics you have the greater chance there is you will have a run in with me.

1. STUPID LIBERAL – As opposed to the smarter liberal of which we have on the BB. The stupid liberal is one of the most annoying of all creatures. It is usually living off the system or has a crappy job and wants to see a redistribution of wealth in this country because it’s to lazy or stupid to go out and get a real job. It disguises it’s intentions by acting like it’s everyone else they are concerned about. Instead of addressing issues directly it relies on posting skewed liberal jibberish in the media. My personal favorite is anyone posting on tax cuts for the top 1% that makes it look like they are getting everything when in reality the article is going by dollars back instead of percentages back. In order for this creature to try and post with any form of intellect it must immediately call everyone else stupid to cover up the fact that it is truly the tard.
2. NO GAME GAMER – You know this guy, he acts like he has game when he doesn’t have any. Not having game is no big deal if you don’t act like you have it. They continue to post stupid sh!t all the time. This is a tard who most likely got picked on in high school and tries to act he’s all about something now. Anyone like this is going to get grief.
3. THE. AGENDA PUSHER – This is a guy who for some retarded reason uses our football forum to consistently push another agenda. We all like discussing other issues but this guy takes it to another level constantly annoying everyone.
4. MR. SENSITIVE – This pussy has huevos the size of tobiko. He takes himself WAY to seriously and has absolutely no ability to laugh at himself or ever admit he is wrong.
5. SEAGULL POSTER – Another very annoying a-hole this guy will just dump a big load of sh!t on the BB and leave. Sometimes he will occasionally come back to post one reply to everyone who annoys him and leave again so he’s not a seagull poster he is a CHICKENSHIT poster. Sound familiar DuhKCMan?

That being said if you want to defend queer me go ahead. Truth be known I have given other people a much harder time and you never defended them. Fact is I don’t even dislike queer me he just possesses 4 of the 5 personality traits I find the most annoying so I give him grief.
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MOhillbilly 09:50 AM 08-20-2004
This reminds me of the gochiefs(youre a ****ing retard esc.) threads.:-)
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Jenny Gump 09:51 AM 08-20-2004
Originally Posted by Jenson71:
I've learned a few valuable things from this thread. Never, ever, bring up the subject of midol.
Nahh...it's fine. At least Midol is cheaper than Viagra.
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BIG_DADDY 09:52 AM 08-20-2004
Originally Posted by JennyGump:
I have a hard time keeping up with this thread...what with the pie in the oven, and the midol makes me real groggy. Plus, I only finished 6th grade cause my pappy said I don't really needs to know how to reed being a girl and all.

Thanks for the clarification.

Hey Iowanian...blow it out your corn cob ridden asshole.
Drum roll, cymbal crash. Nice!!
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MOhillbilly 09:52 AM 08-20-2004
Originally Posted by morphius:
No, but I can smell it, and when I can smell it you know its bad.
I once smelled love.

And it smelled like a cadaver rolled outta her jeans.
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Mark M 09:54 AM 08-20-2004
Originally Posted by PennyWise:
It look to me like the problem might be with the tit.

Its missing an S.
:-)

I guess breat milk ain't good for baby, eh?

MM
~~:-)
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BIG_DADDY 09:55 AM 08-20-2004
Originally Posted by PastorMikH:
This is starting to read like what I expected last night - just different people going at it is all.


Don't take that crap from Him Red!


You got her on the ropes Iowanian, keep it up!


That was a good shot there Red, see if you can land another!


Priceless Iowanian, way to go!


:-):-)
This thread is exactly what the planet needed. Clown central is like one big family therapy session for those who take themselves too seriously.
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Jenny Gump 09:57 AM 08-20-2004
Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY:
This thread is exactly what the planet needed. Clown central is like one big family therapy session for those who take themselves too seriously.
Can we get some of those big nerf bats to beat the hell out of each other with?
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MOhillbilly 09:57 AM 08-20-2004
Originally Posted by JennyGump:
Can we get some of those big fungo bats to beat the hell out of each other with?

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BIG_DADDY 09:59 AM 08-20-2004
Originally Posted by JennyGump:
Can we get some of those big nerf bats to beat the hell out of each other with?
Naw stun guns would be more fun.
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Jenny Gump 10:02 AM 08-20-2004
Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY:
Naw stun guns would be more fun.
Oh yeah.....I can see it now....

Iowanian: "Suck mahhh bo...." ZING!
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RedNFeisty 10:06 AM 08-20-2004
Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY:
This thread is exactly what the planet needed. Clown central is like one big family therapy session for those who take themselves too seriously.
I feel much better now!! Thank you! I need to go and see if my pie is ready.....Jenny, are you here yet!?!
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RedNFeisty 10:06 AM 08-20-2004
Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY:
Naw stun guns would be more fun.
I prefer the bats, they are bigger!!
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BIG_DADDY 10:11 AM 08-20-2004
Originally Posted by RedNFeisty:
I prefer the bats, they are bigger!!
You always had something for big bats so how did you wind up with Clint?

I smell something burning what is that? I think it's pie now run off and pull that bad boy out of the oven before it burns. Either that or send Clint.
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RedNFeisty 10:14 AM 08-20-2004
Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY:
You always had something for big bats so how did you wind up with Clint?

I smell something burning what is that? I think it's pie now run off and pull that bad boy out of the oven before it burns. Either that or send Clint.
Hell, I'm not cooking no damn pie, I am waiting for it to arrive!! :-)

As for Clint, I haven't kept him for his charming personality!! :-)
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BIG_DADDY 10:18 AM 08-20-2004
Originally Posted by RedNFeisty:

As for Clint, I haven't kept him for his charming personality!! :-)
Well tell him not to burn the damn pie then.
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