Everytime my wife/gf/random person engage in coitus, I receive oral pleasure. 72 59.50%

My wife/gf/random person is allergic to skin in the genital region so I never receive oral pleasure. 3 2.48%

I only receive oral pleasure on special occasions. 28 23.14%

I only receive oral pleasure when I pay a hooker aka the billay option 4 3.31%

I am Clay and never get laid so this pole is irrelevant. 14 11.57%

Just tell her you only like two things with your beer, doughnuts and pussy... and you're fresh outta doughnuts.
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THANK you. Eloquently put by the way. Gotta give to receive I say. It's just polite.
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What is this "sex" thing I keep hearing about?
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Whenever she asks, one of my favorite things about sex. I love giving more than receiving but damn I really want to receive sometimes
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Yea.... That sucks (no pun intended). Maybe you suck at it.

Learn the Greek alphabet.

Also, 69. Leaves her with no choice in the matter.
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Nah, I think I am pretty good, she asks for it all the time. She just refused to give head. I know the reason why and totally understand the reason. So I don't push it
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Did she have a bad experience in her younger days, too many guys too much?

I was with a girl for 6 months like that, she'd do ANY damn thing but swallow because of an ugly incident in her past... I guess thats what happens to girls from an "escort service" without the muscle a pimp is supposed to provide.

But yeah, you're anonymous brucey 72 on the web... what was her deal, why wouldnt she go down?
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While most of us on CP are only working with a 10-12 incher, you've got that monster 16" working. I see why she doesn't want to as well.
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No matter how much she begs, he's not willing to get rid of his big bushy pube-fro.
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fuck 'em...
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True story: First time my ex swallowed. She directed the action, I obliged. A bit later we were getting some food and she talked with food in her mouth. I jokingly said "don't talk with your mouth full". Well, she went off thinking I was referencing the earlier swallow. Try as I might, I couldn't convince her it was just a silly joke and in no way was I referencing the swallow. I bailed out and went to take a shower.

Moment later, she kicked in my glass shower door wielding a 12 inch knife at me, seeting, with eyes that could kill you alone and threatening to kill me. I bolted out, grabbed the knife hand, slammed it against the wall, dislodging the knife. I eventually made it to my phone and dialed 911. I hope she is doing well.
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That's Jodi Arias crazy!!! No drugs or therapy can fix that.

Glad you're ok.
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If that's some kind of a shot at me then kindly go fuck yourself.
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I just found a retro commercial for Hai Karate. :-)


Dude....well played.
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:-)
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