Oh no, Teicher will be along to tell us that Mahomes sux.
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Make your wife bake him until September 17th so he can share a birthday with the GOAT.
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My son got two years of Smiff and I've been trying to work as many Pat videos in between his youtube songs as possible to cure him. Instead of going down the slide he'll check down to doing puzzles. Want a tasty, sugar filled fruit snack packet..he'll have an apple.
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If your child was exposed to pre-Mahomesian Chiefs, you're still okay if they're not yet of speaking age. Nonetheless, be on the lookout for recovered memories that may occur when they're in their thirties.
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I’m definitely hoping for the 17th. Due date is the 11th so it’s a decent possibility.
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#GMFB BEST QB TOURNAMENT: FINALS

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You vote... you decide.

Winner tomorrow on GMFB!

— GMFB (@gmfb) June 13, 2019

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The stupidity in the comment section....smh
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Right next to the Larry Johnson diapers!
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It’s your turn to be the Face of the Franchise! #Madden20 #EAathlete pic.twitter.com/s2fygZetGo

— Patrick Mahomes II (@PatrickMahomes) June 13, 2019

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It's seven o'clock on a Sundayyy
The deep bombs are ready for Hill
There's an old man sitting next to me
Makin' love to his barbecue grill

He says, "Son, can you make me a memory
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's got a drum beat and I knew it complete
When I wore a younger man's clothes"

La la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

Sling us a bomb, you're the patty man
Sling us a bomb tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a memory
And you're lookin' left to throw right

Now John out West is no friend of mine
He usually gets swept, you see
And he's quick with a bust and his defense has rust
But there's someplace that he'd rather be

He says, "Hill, I believe he is killing me"
As Tyreek ran away with this face
"Well I'm sure my team isn't getting far
I might as well be in last place"

Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

Now Phil is a really old noodle arm
Who never had time to pull out
And he never beat Brady, so he's poppin' out babies
And probably will be for life

But my own team is practicing scores for six
As I fire deep to the end zone
Yes, we're sharing a place we call Arrowhead
Because I'm fucking Patrick Mahomes

Sling us a bomb, you're the patty man
Sling us a bomb tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a memory
And you're lookin' left to throw right

It's a pretty good crowd for a Sunday
And old Andy gives me a smile
'Cause he knows that it's me they've been comin' to see
To forget about life for a while

And this place, it sounds like a Kingdom
And the microphone smells of good cheer
And they sit in the stands and make noise with their hands
And say, "Mahomes, can I buy you a beer!?"

Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

Sling us a bomb, you're the patty man
Sling us a bomb tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a memory
And you're lookin' left to throw right
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Niiiiice.

Chief motivator: Patrick Mahomes’ leadership grows as he guides his team with his voice


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So nice to be three years ahead of schedule with this kid.
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Mahomes was on 41 sports and says that on the summer break he will be spending the time working on his footwork.

1. Get his body ripped by working out like a madman in the offseason - Check
2. Study all of last year's game film on his play - Check
3. Study Andy's new plays - Check
4. Come out and be the man during OTA's, set the tone for the season - Check
5. Clean up any problems with footwork, work on the basics - In Progress

This kid is a true Pro!
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