Originally Posted by DaFace:
This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!
I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby. :-)
And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it. [Reply]
Originally Posted by jjchieffan:
I doubt he would agree. He thinks his sluts are hot, Phobia's wife is a skank, and TinyEvil's $1.4 million house is a shack. The guy is obviously delisusional.
One last post before this thread gets moved. Thanks for the entertainment in this otherwise boring offseason time you delusional, not hot babe getting, idiotic crotch rocket riding DOUCHEBAG [Reply]
Originally Posted by Adept Havelock:
I'd agree with that. I still remember one Korean sweetie I met in college....damn. That woman was impressive.
Same.
Made a few Korean lady-friends at Ole Miss... They stayed horny.
Wouldn't even kiss; straight to the sex.
It was like: "It's time for sex now. We're gonna have sex. Prepare for sex"
Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer:
Same.
Made a few Korean lady-friends at Ole Miss... They stayed horny.
Wouldn't even kiss; straight to the sex.
It was like: "It's time for sex now. We're gonna have sex. Prepare for sex"
I miss college so much...
Strangely, that's how my (non-Korean) wife is...when she wants to. No need for foreplay - just get right to it. It's getting the frequency up that's the challenge. [Reply]
