Originally Posted by DaFace:
This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!
I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby. :-)
And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Midnight_Douchebag:
Bwhahaha am I supposed to be impressed by that???! A ranch house with a tiny swimming pool in it?:-)
Nice try but no you lose once again.
I am 25 years old and am already doing very well for myself financially. Like I said before, I will be making 6 figures by the time I am 30 easily. The way I have networked it has gotten me far and I will go even farther.
You say you are almost 40 and you have been living in that puny little ranch house??? Bwahaha I dont know whether to laugh at you or feel sorry for you.
Either way, hit the gym. Your arms are small and you are as white as a ghost too.
Guys I totally had my face like 12 inches from a chick's massive cleavage at the pool. I was helping her with a crossword puzzle. I don't have any pics to prove it, though. She wasn't my sister, either. It was so exciting! She was way hotter than Midnight Vulture's sluts, too. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Guys I totally had my face like 12 inches from a chick's massive cleavage at the pool. I was helping her with a crossword puzzle. I don't have any pics to prove it, though. She wasn't my sister, either. It was so exciting! She was way hotter than Midnight Vulture's sluts, too.
Get a bike and you'll close the deal next time. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Guys I totally had my face like 12 inches from a chick's massive cleavage at the pool. I was helping her with a crossword puzzle. I don't have any pics to prove it, though. She wasn't my sister, either. It was so exciting! She was way hotter than Midnight Vulture's sluts, too.
I'll totally believe you for $10,000 in casino cash. You know.....to pay for my Audi. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Guys I totally had my face like 12 inches from a chick's massive cleavage at the pool. I was helping her with a crossword puzzle. I don't have any pics to prove it, though. She wasn't my sister, either. It was so exciting! She was way hotter than Midnight Vulture's sluts, too.
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Guys I totally had my face like 12 inches from a chick's massive cleavage at the pool. I was helping her with a crossword puzzle. I don't have any pics to prove it, though. She wasn't my sister, either. It was so exciting! She was way hotter than Midnight Vulture's sluts, too.
Did you have any M&Ms or other small-sized food object with you? [Reply]
Originally Posted by Donger:
Midnight, I understand that you are enjoying the attention. That's good. But, are you going to make an effort to move beyond this thread and become a good ChiefsPlanet citizen/member?
Alright sounds good I think this thread has run its course by now.
There was only a couple of posters willing to show themselves or their wives so I think I won that arguement right there.
I would show my bike or car...BUT most of you guys who have been hating on me wont even post a pic of your girl or what you look like so I guess I win there. [Reply]
