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Media Center>Star Wars Episode VIII SPOILERS thread
DaneMcCloud 03:28 PM 01-20-2016
For all things Episode VIII related info including spoilers.

The release date is now December 15, 2017.

The Official Synopsis from Star Wars.com

“In Lucasfilm’s Star Wars: The Last Jedi, the Skywalker saga continues as the heroes of The Force Awakens join the galactic legends in an epic adventure that unlocks age-old mysteries of the Force and shocking revelations of the past.

Star Wars: The Last Jedi opens in U.S. theaters on December 15, 2017.”










New footage in Japanese Trailer


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oaklandhater 09:17 PM 12-18-2017
Originally Posted by Superturtle:
How much of an entitled, whiny douche do you have to be to actually participate in something like that?
ummm......

I don't know I definitely didn't sign it or make a IMDB,Rotten Tomatoes,Reddit,and a Twitter account just to Slam on this Movie.


Spoiler!

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Hammock Parties 09:20 PM 12-18-2017
Originally Posted by Bowser:
Yeah, well if the gunners on Vader's Executor weren't so fucking lazy and would have blown apart a random escape pod launching from Leia's captured ship
That was the Devastator, not the Executor, you dumbass.
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Hammock Parties 09:23 PM 12-18-2017
This ramming speed thing is not a plot hole.

The only reason it worked is because Hux was a dumbass who literally ignored it as it was happening.

It takes time for a ship to get up to lightspeed, and one superlaser blast would have taken care of any such attempt post haste.

The First Order is not full of a lot of bright strategic minds and combined with Kylo's emotional outbursts, I'm guessing it's going to be their eventual downfall.
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Sassy Squatch 09:23 PM 12-18-2017
Originally Posted by oaklandhater:
ummm......

I don't know I definitely didn't sign it or make a IMDB,Rotten Tomatoes,Reddit,and a Twitter account just to Slam on this Movie.


Spoiler!
Get help. Seriously. This is a work of science fiction about space wizards slashing at each other with giant glowsticks at the end of the day. Its not that serious.
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Bowser 09:24 PM 12-18-2017
Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
That was the Devastator, not the Executor, you dumbass.

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oaklandhater 09:24 PM 12-18-2017
Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
This ramming speed thing is not a plot hole.

The only reason it worked is because Hux was a dumbass who literally ignored it as it was happening.

It takes time for a ship to get up to lightspeed, and one superlaser blast would have taken care of any such attempt post haste.
I hope Hux is the one who kills Kylo Ren.

Just shoots him in the Back never as one Star wars character been dunked on so hard.
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Bowser 09:25 PM 12-18-2017
Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
This ramming speed thing is not a plot hole.

The only reason it worked is because Hux was a dumbass who literally ignored it as it was happening.

It takes time for a ship to get up to lightspeed, and one superlaser blast would have taken care of any such attempt post haste.

The First Order is not full of a lot of bright strategic minds and combined with Kylo's emotional outbursts, I'm guessing it's going to be their eventual downfall.
That shot took out the Supremacy and all her escort Destroyers, right?

I asked earlier, but just how much more armament can the First Order have? They have had a big chunk of their shit destroyed.
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Hammock Parties 09:25 PM 12-18-2017
Originally Posted by oaklandhater:
I hope Hux is the one who kills Kylo Ren.

Just shoots him in the Back never as one Star wars character been dunked on so hard.
No one is going to kill Kylo Ren.

I'm guessing he sacrifices himself to destroy the First Order in the end, because of his love for Rey.

A tragic hero.
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oaklandhater 09:28 PM 12-18-2017
Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
No one is going to kill Kylo Ren.

I'm guessing he sacrifices himself to destroy the First Order in the end, because of his love for Rey.

A tragic hero.
Please god no reylo.

I will walk out.


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Chiefspants 09:36 PM 12-18-2017
Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
Luke vs Kylo

https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWarsLea...lo_full_scene/

Goddamn...Mark and Carrie were so great at the beginning of this. I just cried all over again.

Also...yeah...
This was the scene I was referring to earlier. It truly was a poetic last stand that honored his character. I get chills watching him walk all by himself to the battlefield.

It was vintage Luke. He didn't beat the emperor by striking him down with his lightsaber, he beat him by throwing his lightsaber away.
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oaklandhater 09:38 PM 12-18-2017
Originally Posted by Chiefspants:
This was the scene I was referring to earlier. It truly was a poetic last stand that honored his character. I get chills watching him walk all by himself to the battlefield.

It was vintage Luke. He didn't beat the emperor by striking him down with his lightsaber, he beat him by throwing his lightsaber away.
You do know Luke didn't know about Force Lightning.

He thought he had the emperor beat.
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Hammock Parties 09:41 PM 12-18-2017
Originally Posted by oaklandhater:
Please god no reylo.
That's obviously where they are going, dude.

Kylo's got no one.

She's the only human being he's ever connected with.

His parents dumped him on Uncle Luke, who tried to kill him. Then Snoke adopts him, and proceeds to shit on him. Now Snoke is gone, and Hux is trying to kill him.

He has no friends. But he sure enjoyed that slumber party with Rey.

Forever Solo got it bad.
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Hammock Parties 09:46 PM 12-18-2017
RIP bud

you are all of us


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oaklandhater 09:47 PM 12-18-2017
Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
That's obviously where they are going, dude.

Kylo's got no one.

She's the only human being he's ever connected with.

His parents dumped him on Uncle Luke, who tried to kill him. Then Snoke adopts him, and proceeds to shit on him. Now Snoke is gone, and Hux is trying to kill him.

He has no friends. But he sure enjoyed that slumber party with Rey.

Forever Solo got it bad.
How can you tell anymore whats Obvious

It was Obvious all the unanswered questions at the end of TFA were gonna be answered in the next movie and Rian suck Fuck that shit I'm gonna do the exact opposite.

It's Obvious kathleen kennedy told Rian he can do whatever the fuck he want's and they are making it up as they go along.

After seeing TLJ I'm utterly convinced there was or there no longer is any master plan going forward with these movies.
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Hammock Parties 09:54 PM 12-18-2017
There wasn't a master plan with the original movies, either. :-)
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