Is she the one that actually looks female?

So, Mrs. Venison, how do you feel about your daughter selling cheap Chinese housewares featuring scantily clad photos of herself?

And people thought you were stupid, draining her college fund for Camel Cash. Did you ever get that denim jacket, anyway?

You're all ugly as hell. Tell them I said what's up.

No offense, but the few times I've needed legal representation "cheap" wasn't at the top of my list of wants.

Perhaps I need a new female to stick in my avatar.... the chick I am using is totally an amateur attention whore compared to this family. Anybody want to photshop me an avatar using 'copyrighted' photos?

Signed,

Bowener ESQ

omg a lwyer? we are teh doomed. DOOMED

Not my best effort, but here we go.

Fine. I'll overcharge like all other attorneys, and when explaining things with you I will use jargon and look at you over my eye glasses like you are a retard.

That's retart.......your and idiot....

:-) :-) :-)

Make that double-bill and we have a deal.

Indeed.

I dont want to sound like a total dick, but I have dated girls better looking than her, and walking around here every day I see girls so much hotter and sexier... none of them feel the need to stand around in bathing suits scuffing up the paint jobs of mustangs.

I've have class with 3 of these girls, makeup or not, they are gorgeous (did the calendar for charity btw... no clocks though):
http://www.girlsofmu.com/