On the first day I did not shit. This did not surprise me, as I had not eaten since lunchtime the day before.
On the second day I did not shit. This did not surprise me, as the doctors informed me that I may experience constipation.
On the third day, I did not shit. I became concerned. I began eating apples, taking a stool softener, and enjoyed a large bowl of indian beans.
On the fourth day, I did not shit. My bowels began to feel...too full. I drank two large glasses of Metamucil and two tablespoons of milk of magnesia.
It is the fifth day, and I have not shat, though farts are coming profusely and with great force. I took two tablets of Senokot (recommended by my doctor) and downed a large bowl of Kellog's Fiber Plus about an hour ago.
Originally Posted by Buzz:
Look on the bright side, after wiping your bung hole raw and your finger pokes through the toilet paper you will no longer be a virgin.
Originally Posted by Buzz:
Look on the bright side, after wiping your bung hole raw and your finger pokes through the toilet paper you will no longer be a virgin.
You do realize who you are talking to, don't you? Posted via Mobile Device [Reply]
Originally Posted by Marcellus:
Ultimate troll going on. You all are waiting on an epic shit that will never happen.
Exactly what I was thinking. There are some funny comments here, but anyone who really thought Clay would have shat the first time and let you guys off the hook, is crazy. [Reply]
Originally Posted by mdchiefsfan:
Exactly what I was thinking. There are some funny comments here, but anyone who really thought Clay would have shat the first time and let you guys off the hook, is crazy.
