Chiefs *****The Patrick Mahomes Thread***** - Page 1451

IT ****ING HAPPENED

OP UPDATE:

Because of all the interest in this thread, I've place all of the video content of Patrick Mahomes II's college career, and draft day goodness into a single post that can be found here. Enjoy!
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Chiefs GM Brett Veach, on KC radio station WHB, said he called Patrick Mahomes' agent after seeing the recent video of him playing basketball. "The Kingdom can be assured: No more basketball for Pat . . . We were able to nip that in the bud,'' Veach said.
— Adam Teicher (@adamteicher) February 7, 2019

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Originally Posted by siberian khatru:

Chiefs GM Brett Veach, on KC radio station WHB, said he called Patrick Mahomes' agent after seeing the recent video of him playing basketball. "The Kingdom can be assured: No more basketball for Pat . . . We were able to nip that in the bud,'' Veach said.
— Adam Teicher (@adamteicher) February 7, 2019

Seriously. And Veach should have gone down the list:

No more...

-Snowboarding
-Skiing
-Skating of any type (roller, ice, rollerblading...)
-Rock climbing
-Trips to Oceans of Fun to ride the Verrückt
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Didn't Rapelisberger get fucked up in a motorcycle accident, too? The only things Pat should be allowed to drive are Hummers, mini-vans, and tanks
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Yeah, some on twitter are saying that's going overboard and he should be able to live his life.

Fuck that. Sorry, but no.

He can go wherever he wants, he can eat whatever he wants that's fine.

But as SNR said, if you want to do shit like that, play video games.
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Can we get him a plastic bubble?
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:-)

Alex Smith was free to lug boulders six feet under the surface of the pacific.

Mahomie can't play basketball.
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This is great news, protect Pat at all costs.
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What's next, Mahomes can't own pitbulls?

Do it doggystyle?

Eat Ketchup?
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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
:-)

Alex Smith was free to lug boulders six feet under the surface of the pacific.

Mahomie can't play basketball.

When they saw how good Pat was in practice, they were actively scouting deeper water with heavier boulders for Alex to train with.
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Patrick Mahomes should be allowed to:

- sleep
- eat
- workout with EMT on hand
- watch film safe distance from screen
- lay in cryo chamber

That's the whole list. If you want freedom, don't win MVP in your first year for a team whose previous best drafted QB was Steve Fuller.
— Sam Mellinger (@mellinger) February 7, 2019

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Its ok Pat, basketball becomes pure again at 40+...pick n' rolls, give n' gos and actually ball distribution amongst old fogeys
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Originally Posted by Pablo:
When they saw how good Pat was in practice, they were actively scouting deeper water with heavier boulders for Alex to train with.

"Hey Alex, we know you love the ocean, but you should get out and see more of the world, man. There are some REALLY cool piranha-infested lakes and rivers in South America that you should check out! Try underwater boulder training in those!"
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Don't go near a lake if you can't swim Pat!
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Uh is Veach gonna make the same rules for Tyreek too? he was out there playing with him.

He’s obviously not Patrick Mahomes important, but yeah he is kind of important too.
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