I just feel like everyone is going to spend all week talking about Mahomes' ankle or Burrow being a Demigod or Chase against this young secondary or Lou Anarumo being a psychopath...and then in the end it's just going to Samaje Perine bludgeoning Bolton and Gay to death.
Originally Posted by Pablo: 12.25 pts/game just feels like REAL BENGOS football after all. Good to see little brother back on the pills and missing trailer payments.
Originally Posted by rfaulk34:
Hold that thought a minute. I gotta go change the bulb in my lamppost. It's not bright enough.
You know what's not bright at all?
YOUR FUTURE.
IT IS DARK. CINCINNATI IS COVERED IN DARKNESS. YOU WILL LOOK INTO THE ABYSS EACH WEEK AND SEE ONLY JOE BURROW, GRIMACING IN PAIN AS ORLANDO ALLOWS ANOTHER SACK. AND THEN YOU WILL EAT SHIT SKYLINE CHILI AND SHIT OUT BLACK POOP AND STARE AT IT. [Reply]
Furious George got his before they had their wonderful O-Line upgrade with OBJ. So now Burrow who was sacked 41 times last year is only on pace to take 34 this year. What an upgrade that guy has been. :-) BTW, Mahomes is on pace to take 8.5 sacks this season [Reply]
Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
You know what's not bright at all?
YOUR FUTURE.
IT IS DARK. CINCINNATI IS COVERED IN DARKNESS. YOU WILL LOOK INTO THE ABYSS EACH WEEK AND SEE ONLY JOE BURROW, GRIMACING IN PAIN AS ORLANDO ALLOWS ANOTHER SACK. AND THEN YOU WILL EAT SHIT SKYLINE CHILI AND SHIT OUT BLACK POOP AND STARE AT IT.