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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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Hammock Parties 11:18 PM 08-11-2008
Nah, it's cool. We're taking the relationship to the next level.

Originally Posted by loving, caring internet dude:
Alright, I'm sorry. I don't mean to move too fast, you just seemed to be really interested in martinis and I took that as an opening. :-)

I'm cool with slowing it down if that's what you want to do. You want to talk over instant messenger or something?
Originally Posted by honeychildlovemelons:
It's ok no worries. We can talk over IM maybe tomorrow night? I really need to go to bed...I'm going to try to get a new job tomorrow so I have to rise early :-) well earlier than I'm used to anyways.
Originally Posted by smooveB:
Sure, that sounds great. Good luck tomorrow.

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Phobia 11:33 PM 08-11-2008
Chick is damaged. Move on to the next one.
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Tribal Warfare 11:52 PM 08-11-2008
Originally Posted by Phobia:
Chick is damaged. Move on to the next one.
It's the internet duh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Spicy McHaggis 12:03 AM 08-12-2008
Originally Posted by Phobia:
Chick is damaged. Move on to the next one.
How in the hell is he supposed to learn valuable life lessons about crazy women if he does that?
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Hammock Parties 12:05 AM 08-12-2008
I like this one a lot. She's sweet. I'm going to keep her on the back burner while I try to get laid.
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ChiefsCountry 12:09 AM 08-12-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
I like this one a lot. She's sweet. I'm going to keep her on the back burner while I try to get laid.
You better keep her on the front burner, its not like your track record is outstanding.
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Hammock Parties 12:11 AM 08-12-2008
Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry:
You better keep her on the front burner, its not like your track record is outstanding.
She's going to be my intellectual whore.
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kcxiv 12:21 AM 08-12-2008
Who cares if she's damaged goods if all your trying to do is get laid. Go for broke. Especially if its going to be your first time. Just dont get hooked.
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little jacob 12:29 AM 08-12-2008
Originally Posted by Spicy McHaggis:
How in the hell is he supposed to learn valuable life lessons about crazy women if he does that?
truth
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Phobia 12:30 AM 08-12-2008
Originally Posted by kcxiv:
Who cares if she's damaged goods if all your trying to do is get laid. Go for broke. Especially if its going to be your first time. Just dont get hooked.
He needs to get to first base. If a girl keeps him in the "on-deck circle" then he'll never get to first base. There's a couple ways dude is going to score:
1. Get married.
2. Find a total slut who likes nerds.
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Phobia 12:31 AM 08-12-2008
Originally Posted by Spicy McHaggis:
How in the hell is he supposed to learn valuable life lessons about crazy women if he does that?
She stands to learn a lot more about crazy men than what you're suggesting.
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ChiefsCountry 12:32 AM 08-12-2008
Originally Posted by Phobia:
He needs to get to first base. If a girl keeps him in the "on-deck circle" then he'll never get to first base. There's a couple ways dude is going to score:
1. Get married.
2. Find a total slut who likes nerds.
3. Go to Asia or Mexico and buy a hooker :-)
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Phobia 12:41 AM 08-12-2008
Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry:
3. Go to Asia or Mexico and buy a hooker :-)
Dude left mommy for 2 weeks to a college town and couldn't close. How is he supposed to work up the nerve to:
A. Commit a crime, soliciting.
B. Speak to a woman in person.
C. Figure out the rest of the unmentionables.
D. Pay up what is owed.
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ShortRoundChief 12:54 AM 08-12-2008
Originally Posted by Phobia:
Chick is damaged. Move on to the next one.
650 #s
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Skip Towne 05:10 AM 08-12-2008
He should pay particular attention to that one girl. She's out looking for a job. Something that lazy freeloader would never do.
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