I have a date. - Page 143

Originally Posted by little jacob:
:-)

Who are you?
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Originally Posted by luv:
Who are you?

i just thought it was funny.
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IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY DONG!

Originally Posted by girl:
Well...when I was away at school I used to go to this martini bar every so often in san antonio called swig. Usually if//when I go out martinis are the drink choice (but not the regular dry martini with an olive) either martinis or madori sours. I do go out sometimes...just not often esp being back in houston.

Originally Posted by internetstudmuffin:
Mmmm, well, if you know any good places in Houston to get a martini and I'd love to buy you one. Truth be told I've never even had a martini so maybe you could show me the ropes. :-)

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wear clean underoos, you know, just in case
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Originally Posted by little jacob:
wear clean underoos, you know, just in case

I'm thinking I might go freeballin.'

Chicks dig it. They want to feel your throbbing cock straining against the rough fabric of your pants.

EDIT - I should have said "show me the ropes. And your tits."
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Originally Posted by Claythan:
I'm thinking I might go freeballin.'

Chicks dig it. They want to feel your throbbing cock straining against the rough fabric of your pants.

EDIT - I should have said "show me the ropes. And your tits."

lol
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Shit!

Originally Posted by girl:
Good martini in Houston I'm not sure. I can tell you a place in San Antonio haha.

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OK. She told me about where she lives, so I'm assuming she still wants to go out. I kind of like this place:

http://houston.citysearch.com/profile/9857856

Or this one:

http://houston.citysearch.com/profil...ren_s_inn.html

OR THIS ONE!

http://houston.citysearch.com/profil...davenport.html
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Guess I should take a hint.

Originally Posted by :
wow looks like an interesting place!

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If you have this much trouble simply asking her out for a drink, then she's going to have to smother you with labia for you to recognize that hint.
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What the shit.

Oh god what the **** is going on.

Originally Posted by me:
Mmmm, well, if you know any good places in Houston to get a martini and I'd love to buy you one. Truth be told I've never even had a martini so maybe you could show me the ropes. :-)

Originally Posted by :
Good martini in Houston I'm not sure. I can tell you a place in San Antonio haha

Originally Posted by me:
Where exactly in Houston are you?

Originally Posted by :
Southeast side

Originally Posted by me:
Hmmm, well, this might be fairly close to you. Apparently it has a huge variety of martinis and they're pretty good.

http://houston.citysearch.com/profil...davenport.html

Originally Posted by :
wow looks like an interesting place!

Originally Posted by me:
Alright, I can take a hint. Sorry. Good luck to you.

Originally Posted by :
You can take a hint? what did I do?

Originally Posted by me:
I dunno, it just seems like you're not interested in meeting up for a drink. Did I read you wrong? I'm getting mixed signals here. You seem like a really cool girl who's just a little bit shy. Truth is I'm the same way. That's why I'm here and not diving into seedy bars every night.

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You are a ****ing retard
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SALVAGE OPERATION IN PROGRESS

Originally Posted by her:
Honestly I don't know if I am or not. I just tend to take things slower esp when it's coming from online. I just feel like I haven't talked to you enough to feel comfortable doing that yet. But if the time comes keep that place in mind. Seems like my kind of place. Plus...I get scared to meet new people because I don't talk a lot in person. Online is different I could tell you my life story here but face to face it's hard to open up. The last guy I dated had issues with my lack of opening up in the 4 months we dated. So it just scares me.

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Originally Posted by SithCeNtZ:
You are a ****ing retard

I agree with this guy. You screwed it up nicely
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