And all I was going in for was a prescription refill. I had no idea I was gonna get a finger up the bum. Quite a shock, when you're not expecting it and you've only had one doc do it and it was a good 13 years ago.
I called my wife and started the conversation with, "You do it better!" :-)
Then I told my dad. "My doctor stuck two fingers up my ass!" My dad said, "TWO fingers?!?" I said, "Well, it FELT like two fingers... either that or he has one fat index finger!" :-)
Originally Posted by LaChapelle:
A ginger pornstache
gee I don't know
LOL, dont hate on the stache...if I could track down a picture, Shaun Hill (well, when he was a 49er) was rocking a pretty legit porn stache a while back
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts:
You thought I was a ****ing ginger? JFC. :-)
Disclaimer: No offense to gingers out there by any means. I'm sure God gave you plenty of talents. So much so, that you had to be born ugly to even it out. :-)