Originally Posted by DaFace:
This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!
I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby. :-)
And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it. [Reply]
Originally Posted by HemiEd:
At least until we get a picture of the bike.
Originally, I wrote off his dumbassery to youth. Now that he doesn't want to share a picture of his bike, I believe he's just a dork with an inferiority complex that's exaggerating. [Reply]
Originally Posted by bogey:
Originally, I wrote off his dumbassery to youth. Now that he doesn't want to share a picture of his bike, I believe he's just a dork with an inferiority complex that's exaggerating.
You are probably right, the skinny kid with those wholesome young ladies, probably isn't even him. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Taco John:
Wow! A real life douchebag!
You guys get ALL the fun over here. This guy is the genuine article. Every other douchebag I've ever come across is a poseur by comparison. Unbelievable!
What a specimen! Bravo! Bravo!
Somehow they find us, moth, flame syndrome I believe. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Taco John:
OMG! It's a real site!
Yep. I proposed calling him the bikeloompa. I think we ought to start an email campaign to DB1@hotchickswithdouchebags.com to get yonderstoopfawk on their wall of shame. He's earned it. [Reply]
God this thread is epic. I still like Midnight Vulture. He's into banging OK-looking chicks, some with pretty decent bodies. They aren't 10s, but they aren't 3s, or even 5s, IMO.
He's basically a total manwhore with a great body who flaunts it on cock-hungry bitches. I respect that. Just watch out for VD, you fine-looking stud.
KEEP BANGIN' SLUTS!!! SPREAD THE VULTURE SEED!!! ONWARD! COCKTHRUST! [Reply]
Originally Posted by Claythan:
God this thread is epic. I still like Midnight Vulture. He's into banging OK-looking chicks, some with pretty decent bodies. They aren't 10s, but they aren't 3s, or even 5s, IMO.
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You are wasting your time envying this tool. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Skip Towne:
Leave it to him to sniff this guy's dick. 3's and 5's are exactly what those old bar hides are.
I'd rate them a 6 and a 7. The blonde is hot in a slutty, supertramp, skank-of-the-universe sort of way. I bet she's a screamer. Maybe Vulture can fill us in on the details. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Taco John:
Wow! A real life douchebag!
You guys get ALL the fun over here. This guy is the genuine article. Every other douchebag I've ever come across is a poseur by comparison. Unbelievable!
Originally Posted by Claythan:
I'd rate them a 6 and a 7. The blonde is hot in a slutty, supertramp, skank-of-the-universe sort of way. I bet she's a screamer. Maybe Vulture can fill us in on the details.
You need to get out more. Those chicks are nasty. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Skip Towne:
You need to get out more. Those chicks are nasty.
I get out plenty. I see plenty of chicks. The one on the left isn't ugly. She's slightly above average, IMO. The one on the right has a pretty good bod. [Reply]
