Everytime my wife/gf/random person engage in coitus, I receive oral pleasure. 72 59.50%

My wife/gf/random person is allergic to skin in the genital region so I never receive oral pleasure. 3 2.48%

I only receive oral pleasure on special occasions. 28 23.14%

I only receive oral pleasure when I pay a hooker aka the billay option 4 3.31%

I am Clay and never get laid so this pole is irrelevant. 14 11.57%

I really don't even know what this means :-)
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It's always LSF for me when engaging in coitus.
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...=Glaze+the+ham
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I've never asked, so I don't know.

I don't know who that is or what he looks like, so I don't know.
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:-)

Good looking out Chi
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This thread is evolving into potential Hall of Classics material.

smells like motorcycles and freedom down there :-)
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The T-Rex:

When you are doing a girl from behind, preferably close to the edge of the bed, and you grab her by the shoulders and lift her up. This results in her swinging her arms aimlessly like a T-Rex while making moaning noises.

"Dude.. what was all that noise.."
"Oo.. I t rexed that bitch"
"Sahweet"

Pairs well with a donkey punch.
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I would think a large percentage of women would just put her hands on your hands.

The amputee or stubby.



Bonus points for everyone that just touched their shoulders and looked at their elbows.
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You Put the bald man in
You pull the bald man out
And you shake it all around
That's what it's all about
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I don't know about that. Those high notes at the rockets' red glare are pretty likely to lead to bombs bursting in air.
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I hum like Barry White.
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I try sweet home Alabama but it always sounds more like La Bamba
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Couple times every three weeks.
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:-)

Wow. Is that Dukes of Hazzard? If so, I'm going to have some fun tonight when she and the kids get home.
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