I think people are having sex in my house... - Page 14

My parents are away and my sister, her friend and two guys are here. They went to the other end of the house....

How can I find out?
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Originally Posted by :
Originally posted by keg in kc
Or you could move to West Virginia and jump on the 'bone your own sister' wagon...

I thought that was Kentucky.
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Originally Posted by :
Originally posted by pHoBiA

I thought that was Kentucky.

Well, I'm not from Kensucky, so I can't speak on their proclivity towards inbreeding...

West Virginia, however, I do, sadly, know a bit about. Not that I did my sister, but I was "lucky" enough to meet plenty of folks in my time there that would've fit the bill for Deliverance to a tee...
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Just go get your own little party started and see what your sister says. :-) :-)
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Originally Posted by :
Originally posted by pHoBiA

I thought that was Kentucky.

It is Kentucky... I'm not too familar with the Virginia's... but where I come from it's Kentucky that's the land where incest is the best.
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Originally Posted by :
Originally posted by tk13

It is Kentucky... I'm not too familar with the Virginia's... but where I come from it's Kentucky that's the land where incest is the best.

Actually it's both...
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Originally Posted by :
Originally posted by roger
Just think gochiefs...

Your sister is probably in the back of the house along with the other couple thinking...

My brother is such a drag.
He really needs a life.
While we're getting it on he's in the front of the house like Ed Griswald fondling himself.

Go find you someone and bring her to the house to add to the party.

Can you give me a phone number? Cause I sure as hell don't know who to call.
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Originally Posted by :
Originally posted by gochiefs
Can you give me a phone number? Cause I sure as hell don't know who to call.

I could give you my ex-wife's phone number, but she actually DOES look like Fabio. Amazing how a woman can go from hot to rot about $100,000 later.
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The party's over anyway....:-)
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Originally Posted by :
Originally posted by gochiefs

Can you give me a phone number? Cause I sure as hell don't know who to call.

1-900-she-male.
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Originally Posted by :
Originally posted by BRAD_CAUDLE

You....

Elmo Diablo......

Actually, that test said I was Ernie.
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Originally Posted by :
Originally posted by pHoBiA

Oh, I'm still a perv, just not quite as old as you thought.... Really, the only difference is that I won't slobber on you while I dry hump your leg and my teeth stay in my head at night....

Phil ain't a perv. I should know I'm at all the meetings and I haven't seen him show up yet!:-) gochiefs where are the photos from the disposible camera? :-)
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Well I just wasted 15 minutes reading this depraved thread and I have come to the conclusion that it most certainly belongs in the thread hall of fame if something like that exists.
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Who is this MeatPeeker guy?
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Originally Posted by frazod:
WARNING - VILE, NASTY, DISGUSTING, TASTLESS JOKE FOLLOWS: DO NOT READ IF EASILY OFFENDED.

That Arkansas comment reminded of an old, gross joke:

A hillbilly daughter asks her father if she can borrow the car. "Okay," he says, "but you gotta blow me."

"But Pa," she protests, "that's jist wrong."

"Y'all know the price fer borrowin the car," Pa says.

So she starts, but then stops. "Yuck, Pa, you taste like crap tonight," she says.

"Oh, I fergot," Pa says. Yer brother's got the car."

:-)

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :-))
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Originally Posted by Phobia:
I could give you my ex-wife's phone number, but she actually DOES look like Fabio. Amazing how a woman can go from hot to rot about $100,000 later.

You should see what they look like when you fork over the better part of $300,000 :-)
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