Girlfriend Subject : WTF do i do ? - Page 14

Ok guys i have encountered a little problem here, I have 4 girls in my life now fighting over me.

3 in Kentucky and 1 in Tennessee. All 4 really - I mean really - do like me. They like everything about me. But I dont know what to do, I mean i really like all 4 of them except for 1.

2 of the girls are from Louisville, KY, one is very hot and the other is so so, than theres one from Paducah that is hot, and the one from Tennessee is not so hot.

So I come to you guys for advice again. WTF Do I Do on this Matter ?
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Originally Posted by Old Codger:
W/O reading all the other posts, my advise would be for you to marry the one girl out of the four that you don't like real well. You'll be years ahead in your marraige right off the start.

Or better yet just buy her a house then never talk to her again.
Start to finish all in one move.
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Originally Posted by stumppy:
Or better yet just buy her a house then never talk to her again.
Start to finish all in one move.

Better yet, buy her a house and then move out. she gets the best of both worlds :-)
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I have very good news guys, im going on a date come this coming Saturday with a girl named Stephanie and the awesome thing too is that she has a tongue ring. OH YEA !!!
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Ah yes nothing says class in a woman like piercings. When I see a woman with a tongue piercing I always have to wonder where that mouth has been. Then I quickly thank God for my wife.
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Thats great III.

You'd better bring along a wetnap in case your little dude pukes on your curlys if she touches your hand.

Baby steps.........You're still a little ways off from hearing bad disco music in the background as you knock on her the door at her house to fix the plumbing of her and her bi-curious cousin.
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Originally Posted by royr17:
I have very good news guys, im going on a date come this coming Saturday with a girl named Stephanie and the awesome thing too is that she has a tongue ring. OH YEA !!!

Nothing to get excited about ! :-)
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III,

Just out of curiosity.......why is it exciting if a girl has a tongue ring?

Is it the Clicking when she talks that turns you on, or the her slurred speech like she's had a stroke?
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Originally Posted by Iowanian:
III,

Just out of curiosity.......why is it exciting if a girl has a tongue ring?

Is it the Clicking when she talks that turns you on, or the her slurred speech like she's had a stroke?

I'd guess he's excited about the prospect of how it's going to feel when she's running that bead across his helmet. Just a hunch........
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Originally Posted by royr17:
I would say why its a good reason to get excited about but i cant ... :-)

OK, go for it, just remember this , experence is the best teacher ! :-)
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yeah Chi........III really makes me think of a "stuff the meatcicle into her uvula on the first date"kinda guy to me......

This close to the holiday season, I can't help but think of Ralphie and remind III not to shoot her eye out.

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Originally Posted by Iowanian:
yeah Chi........III really makes me think of a "stuff the meatcicle into her uvula on the first date"kinda guy to me......

This close to the holiday season, I can't help but think of Ralphie and remind III not to shoot her eye out.

:-) LMMFAO :-)
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III takes Steph down to the YMCA for a predate dip in the ho'tub.

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Originally Posted by ChiTown:
I'd guess he's excited about the prospect of how it's going to feel when she's running that bead across his helmet. Just a hunch........

Hmm, you never know you may just be right. But me and her are going out on our 1st date Saturday and I cant wait and wish that Saturday would get here quicker then any other day.
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Maybe she's made the ring's gauge so big that someone can stick their tongue through the hole when she takes it out.
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