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Nzoner's Game Room>*****The Patrick Mahomes Thread*****
Dante84 07:19 PM 04-27-2017
IT ****ING HAPPENED



OP UPDATE:

Because of all the interest in this thread, I've place all of the video content of Patrick Mahomes II's college career, and draft day goodness into a single post that can be found here. Enjoy!
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Hammock Parties 09:15 PM 12-12-2018
His own barbershop!
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Sweet Daddy Hate 09:34 PM 12-12-2018
Originally Posted by ptlyon:
He ain't gonna get shit
Like fuck he ain't. PMII is on his way to being a hotter commodity than Brady or Manning fucking COMBINED. You even BREATHE on that kid next year, and you'll be bathed in yellow nylon faster than you can say, "fuck my gaping, Raven asshole"(!)

Originally Posted by Best22:
They’re silly but I don’t get why it bothers people. The “frog” stuff is worse in my opinion.

But nothing takes away from this glorious season
This. The Kermit shit is mind-grindingly stupid compared to a weekly, innocuous Twitter post with civil war themes. And who gives a fuck if it started with Neckbeard The Suck anyway? That guy ain't done shit.
But as Marcellus said, Pandoras Box and arguing stupid shit all day long, though debating Captain Haglund is 100% legitimate. We finally get this guy his offensive counterpart after seven years, ready to make some serious noise, and "muh heel"(!). Lame.

Originally Posted by milkman:
He looked that way when he signed that deal,

Mediocre QBs are getting way overpaid.
This. I'm trying to remember which pile of mediocre, QB suck kicked this whole thing off, making mid-tier and lower mid-tier QB's oil barons overnight, but it was the contract right before Smith got his KC contract.
It's ridiculous. And :-) at people already beginning the stressing and fretting over how Mahomes will be paid?! Jesus...
I'll give you a clue; take your initial figure and double it, you low-ballin' sons of bitches. :-)
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Hammock Parties 09:55 PM 12-12-2018

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— Uncle Ron (@UncleRonAA) December 12, 2018


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ToxSocks 10:02 PM 12-12-2018
He could have his own line up of personalized condoms.
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KChiefs1 10:02 PM 12-12-2018
Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:



Why didn’t he smell his jock?
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Bowser 10:04 PM 12-12-2018
I think he might have rubbed some of that on his pornstache just so he could savor it for a couple of hours.
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KChiefs1 10:05 PM 12-12-2018
Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
Mahomes is going to be the biggest thing in Kansas City since barbecue.



By the time he retires he should have:



1. His own restaurant

2. His own BBQ sauce

3. His own street

4. His own statue



Did I miss anything?


A Swiss bank account.
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Bob Dole 10:07 PM 12-12-2018
Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
Mahomes is going to be the biggest thing in Kansas City since barbecue.

By the time he retires he should have:

1. His own restaurant
2. His own BBQ sauce
3. His own street
4. His own statue

Did I miss anything?
A shrubbery.
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chiefzilla1501 10:16 PM 12-12-2018
Originally Posted by TwistedChief:
He grew up upper/middle class. Father was very successful but not in a sustainable way. He saw and understood that. He's not dumb. He understands the KC connection but he's not giving them a tremendous discount.

We'll have him forever. I do think he'll be like the Bradys of the world who want to get paid but understand the bigger picture. He's amazing. I couldn't begrudge him for a second of anything.
Yeah, I don't expect him to get a hometown discount and I don't blame him for not taking it. Maybe I'm being a homer, but I think his closeness to Reid and his teammates might help only a little. If Tyreek is extended, can't imagine him not coming back. I know people like Kansas City, but his family seems to love it and he seems to have a tremendous relationship with his teammates. We've had a lot of close locker rooms but this is the closest I've seen in a while.
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kysirsoze 10:59 PM 12-12-2018
Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:

That guy is my hero.
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ChiefsFanatic 11:23 PM 12-12-2018
Originally Posted by Best22:
I thought he turned down money from the Diamondbacks. You’re definitely right on his request of a large signing bonus with Detroit
Mahomes has stated before that quite a few teams came to see him to gage his interest in playing baseball, but he made it clear through his ridiculous asking price that he wasn't interested in pursuing baseball, which kept teams from drafting him.

I am not saying he would have been a first round draft choice, but he definitely would have went much, much sooner.

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Sweet Daddy Hate 01:15 AM 12-13-2018
Okay, I remember now. It was Dalton. Figures it would be a red-headed stepchild, ginger-fuck screwing the pay rate for NFL QB's.

Useless firebush.
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CupidStunt 08:31 AM 12-13-2018
Why are we even talking about his contract. It doesn't make any sense. WHEN it's due -- which is a while yet -- he'll get whatever % of the cap corresponds to being the best QB in the league, assuming he keeps it up. Goff and Wentz will get paid first -- and Mahomes will then get X% more, as he deserves.

Words like discount don't even make sense. Other than maybe Brady after a decade of already earning a shit-ton, no one takes a discount. If it's 10 years, $350 million - sign me up. I really couldn't care any less. We have this guy, the type of guy we've all spent our entire lives dreaming of having, and some of you are talking contract and hoping he feels like forfeiting dozens of millions of dollars out of the goodness of his heart. Holy fuck. Let's just enjoy the ride!
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Line Judge 08:54 AM 12-13-2018
This thread should reach the 1,000,000 view mark by sometime today or tomorrow. It took only 7 months to reach it. Does anyone know what other threads have reached this mark?
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In58men 09:15 AM 12-13-2018
Originally Posted by Line Judge:
This thread should reach the 1,000,000 view mark by sometime today or tomorrow. It took only 7 months to reach it. Does anyone know what other threads have reached this mark?
Inmem58 is leaving forever thread I believe
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