spandex is a thing?

I have anger management issues.

The guy who parks his car in two spaces is an arrogant douchebag who thinks he's entitled to something and he needs his ass kicked.

GoChiefs is an annoying sleazy immoral fuckhead who also needs his ass kicked.

Nothing is life is mutually exclusive. All things can be possible.

Well technically it's a privilege....not a right.

I am less sleazy than you think. Bars give me the heebie jeebies.

Immoral, yes. But once again, it depends on how you define morality, as one might define girls who are thick.

Anger is anger. You, sir, have issues.

Just so I'm not sexist...

I agree completely. In this case, he's just being absurd.

Just so I'm not picking on fat people.... another no-no for Spandex...

Got a round of applause in church on sundayday.

Trust me when i say in a million years i never thought that would ever happen.

Some cool things that have happened so far today:

I got my company's tickets to the game tomorrow.

I checked the mail, and there was only 2 things, Sports Illustrated, and my new Netflix movie. Not a single peice of junkmail or any bills.

My liquor store started carrying FourLoko.

I just ordered a pizza.

Tiger is getting the upper hand on his addiction it seems

So...
Put on your lesbian hat, I know it's a stretch
Do you ask your fiance's mother's permission to marry her daughter

Tina Fey is on SNL tonight. I have my glove and my vasoline ready.
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