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Hall of Classics>I have a date.
luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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crazycoffey 01:46 PM 08-05-2008
cool, she's got a dog - Goatboy, take your peanut butter, your chances are starting to look up.....
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DaKCMan AP 01:46 PM 08-05-2008
Yeah, she's about a 3. Perfect for you.
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Midnight_Vulture 01:46 PM 08-05-2008
Serious question, is this Claythan guy a virgin??
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Fairplay 01:47 PM 08-05-2008
I'd bet on the dog to have a better chance of licking her pu**y then you would.
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sedated 01:47 PM 08-05-2008
for christ's sake, just send an email to every chick within 30 miles that says, "you wanna meet me tonight? no strings attached"
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crazycoffey 01:48 PM 08-05-2008
Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture:
Serious question, is this Claythan guy a virgin??

Serious answer: Are you a Douchebag?
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The Franchise 01:48 PM 08-05-2008
You need to hit that. At least you know she's interested in you damnt. Just go lose your "special gift" and then look at hitting hotter chicks.
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bogey 01:49 PM 08-05-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
She's not an 8.
Beggars can't be choosers.
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Fairplay 01:50 PM 08-05-2008
Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture:
Serious question, is this Claythan guy a virgin??


You're the perfect person you can help him.

Yes he is. But maybe you can tell him how to pick up girls and stuff, what to say.
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Hammock Parties 01:50 PM 08-05-2008
Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23:
You need to hit that. At least you know she's interested in you damnt. Just go lose your "special gift" and then look at hitting hotter chicks.
Are you kidding me? I'd be scarred forever. The mental image would NEVER fade.
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Midnight_Vulture 01:51 PM 08-05-2008
Claythan whats your age??

ANd dont tell her you are a virgin.
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The Franchise 01:52 PM 08-05-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Are you kidding me? I'd be scarred forever. The mental image would NEVER fade.
That ends it right there. You're never going to get laid. Dude you need to figure out that you're not going to lose it to an "8" or a "10". Shit...you're probably not going to lose it to a "5".

If you can lose it to her....go for it.
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The Franchise 01:52 PM 08-05-2008
Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture:
Claythan whats your age??

ANd dont tell her you are a virgin.
Oh God.....this thread could start to get interesting again. Claythan takes advice from Midnight_Douchebag.
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Midnight_Vulture 01:54 PM 08-05-2008
How old is Claythan and how old is this fattie he is talking to online?

Claythan no offense but you aint getting anything better than that unless you pay for it. I have seen a pic of you.
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DeezNutz 01:54 PM 08-05-2008
The guy's reaction in the first picture is priceless.

:-)

It looks like she has talent in this area, GoChiefs.
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