Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP:
Even if he did that and went up to enough women he'd probably find one to take back to the hotel room. Unfortunately, I don't know if there are enough women in River Falls for him to find one that says yes.
This guy told me that is how he use to find women, he would go into a bar and go up to different women and say "You want to go home at f**k?"
He said he would always get one that would eventually. I think he would stretch the truth quite a bit though. [Reply]
Look....there's only one sure fire way that you're going to get laid by a girl that doesn't care how you are in bed...or how long you last for your first time.
Go hire a high class escort and break the seal. After that...you can start working on getting with a girl. [Reply]
Originally Posted by gblowfish:
Fire on Rhonda Moss. She'll lock you in her Motel 6 room, grab you around the throat and scream "DO ME YOU LITTLE PUSSY!!!!!'
If you're into that kind of thing.
Not so much.
But I don't have an Arby's around here. She looks like the kind of gal to carry her some Arby's in her handbag.
Originally Posted by gblowfish:
Fire on Rhonda Moss. She'll lock you in her Motel 6 room, grab you around the throat and scream "DO ME YOU LITTLE PUSSY!!!!!'
If you're into that kind of thing.
:-) "TIME TO PAY THE RENT MOTHER ****ER...." LBLBLBLBLBLBLLBLBLLLPPPPPPPP "KING PIN" for those not in the know. LOL [Reply]
Originally Posted by bogey:
Spot a girl that you find desirable and is not with a guy. When her drink is almost empty, go over to her offer her a hand shake, and say "hi, my name is Clay, may I buy you a drink?" if she says yes, ask her what her name is. If she says no, move on. When she gives you her name, tell her "I'm in town covering the Chiefs, are you from around here?" If she says yes, say "this is a nice place". If she says no, say, "where are you from?" After that, your next question should be "what do you do for a living" when she tells you, say something about her job, "do you like it?" "do you hate it?" "how long have you been doing it?" blah, blah, blah. Try to work in that you're a journalist. If she is willing to carry on a conversation this long... take it from there.
STOP BEING NICE.... :-) if you were really his pal you'd hook him up with some note cards. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Who are we kidding. Really.
Give me another 4 months. Then we'll see.
If you think losing weight and buffing up is going to solve all your problems you've got another thing coming. Sure, there are a few ditzes who will throw themselves at the workout warrior but you need some desirable personality traits as well. You don't find those at the gym or wal-mart. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Who are we kidding. Really.
Give me another 4 months. Then we'll see.
What happens in 4 months? Are your balls finally going to drop... lol ok, ok... I'll stop.
Although I can't pretend to understand what it would be like to have never had sex at your age, it's cool, just be yourself and don't try so hard. It will happen; just let it. One thing I can tell you for certain. Woman can sense a needy guy a mile... no make that 10,000 miles away. [Reply]
Originally Posted by :
me: hi there :-)
Michell: HI :-)
Michell: Just wanted to say your cute lol
me: yeah?
Michell: yea
me: bet you like my eyebrows
Michell: and i been to springs, TX lol
me: im actually in wisconsin right now
Michell: why u wax em?
me: nope
me: naturally awesome
Michell: well ur a neighboor
Michell: naturally awesome lol
Michell: wtf
me: im very close to minnesota, right on the border, river falls
me: my eyebrows
me: i don't wax them
Michell: yea i know
me: hence
Michell: but u said naturally awesome
me: naturally awesome
Michell: lmao
Michell: yea i got it thanks
me: no problem
Michell: high on yourself?
me: so, ever been to river falls?
me: it's a tiny little college town
Michell: No
Michell: i live in minnesota tho
me: im up here covering chiefs training camp
Michell: fun
me: yeah
me: got any more pics?
Michell: maybe
me: what, do i have to do circus tricks or something?
Michell: not be so cocky lol
me: please accept my humblest apologies
Michell: awww
me: i just love my eyebrows
Michell: lol
Michell: lol
Michell: omg
me: i've got eyebrow narcissism
Michell: i see that
Michell: wow
