PMII is getting ready to perform Purple Rain because he's a Partyman
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Or perform the Broadway rendition of Joker.
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He's doing commercials for a car dealership in Lubbock, McGavock Auto Group, I believe
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If Andrew Luck was the original Civil War captain twitter, consider that Patrick Mahomes is 10x stronger, smarter, and 1000x more evolved than that fucking neanderthal-looking simpleton.

Mahomes is Captain Patrick Mahomes of a Starfleet vessel!
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The LA Chargers would definitely be the Ferengi. Philip Rivers' face looks like a butt!
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Yep. This is much better.
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Second voyage of the U.S.S. Arrowhead.

Leaving Spacedock stardate 8.1.19.

Gentlemen, may the wind be at our backs.
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Patrick said a swear????

This is tough. I thought he was a good guy... Clark will have to do the right thing.
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Now this has some potential.
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Way better than those stupid Beats headphones.
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goddamn leigh steinberg dresses like a hobo


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Yup. Get this meaniehead out of here before it surfaces that one time, when Pat was 2 and barely able to walk, he refused to share a toy. It'll then leak that he told an elderly lady no once (it won't matter that it was refusing to take payment for bringing her groceries in). PR disaster incoming.
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Dorsey may have rubbed off him
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