Originally Posted by DaFace:
This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!
I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby. :-)
And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it. [Reply]
Originally Posted by DaFace:
Just the thread. As far as I know, this dude hasn't really done anything wrong (based on the "bannable offenses"). His only crime is being really good at getting a reaction out of people.
Yeah and if we started banning people for that, the planet would cease to exist in about a week.:-) [Reply]
Originally Posted by DaFace:
Just the thread. As far as I know, this dude hasn't really done anything wrong (based on the "bannable offenses"). His only crime is being really good at getting a reaction out of people.
He's like the Jay Mariotti of the Planet (sorry for the local Chicago reference, but it fits).
Have we seen his sweet-ass bike yet?
Can he throw a football over those mountains? [Reply]
Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry:
Or you could just put the picture in paint or photoshop and cover the plate.
You could do that. I could do that. Most anyone with with at least half a brain could do that. Unfortunately, I don't think we're dealing with the sharpest tool in the shed in this guy. :-) [Reply]
Oh and here is another shot of those two so called "skanky" girls that I was with. I hooked up with the blonde.
I find it hilarious because if this was any of the regulars postin these pics you would complement them on their awesome hookup and how pretty she was but with me you have to lie haha. I find it rather humorous.:-) [Reply]
Originally Posted by Midnight_Douchebag:
Haha people are too chicken $ hit to put pics of their girls online.:-)
Looks like I win there.
And I highly doubt I will post pics of my bike online. I will give you a hint...its a new Yamaha.:-)
You must stick your dick in that tailpipe a awful lot if you're too attached to post "her" pic. I can see why she'd get pissed off though. I bet she wouldn't want a bunch of fat Chiefs fans ogling her, thinking of riding her, and doing a wheelie on her. [Reply]
Originally Posted by mikeyis4dcats.:
You must stick your dick in that tailpipe a awful lot if you're too attached to post "her" pic. I can see why she'd get pissed off though. I bet she wouldn't want a bunch of fat Chiefs fans ogling her, thinking of riding her, and doing a wheelie on her.
Are you talking about that blond? I'll bet she could suck a tennis ball through a garden hose. [Reply]
