Spot a girl that you find desirable and is not with a guy. When her drink is almost empty, go over to her offer her a hand shake, and say "hi, my name is Clay, may I buy you a drink?" if she says yes, ask her what her name is. If she says no, move on. When she gives you her name, tell her "I'm in town covering the Chiefs, are you from around here?" If she says yes, say "this is a nice place". If she says no, say, "where are you from?" After that, your next question should be "what do you do for a living" when she tells you, say something about her job, "do you like it?" "do you hate it?" "how long have you been doing it?" blah, blah, blah. Try to work in that you're a journalist. If she is willing to carry on a conversation this long... take it from there.
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What if two girls are together? Do I just come straight out and ask for a threesome?
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Exactly. What I don't understand is this......Clayton is a journalist so how is it that hard to go talk to a girl. Consider it being like an interview except a little more personal.
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yes. and ask them if they've ever had a G-spot orgasm.
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You're best bet is to play the numbers. Approach as many girls as you can (for you, you'll probably have to go through many) and if you talk to enough of them you'll find one that will say yes. Don't worry about rejection and don't be picky - you can't afford to.
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I got comfortable talking to women when I was in journalism school.

I had to go to the luch area and approach 20 random people and ask their opinion on a topic. Pretty soon I learned that people are pretty open to being approached in public.


gochiefs, why don't you use your story as a pick-up line? "My name's Clay and I'm writing a story for [whatever] about [whatever]" Then show some personality, make them laugh, and be positive. Then get them drunk and take them back to your hotel.
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Go up and ask their opinion about some hypothetical situation. Pay more attention to the uglier of the two while semi-ignoring the hotter one. This will make the uglier one feel really good and make the prettier one jealous and crave your attention.
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This a great idea. Unfortunately, he is an attention whore and is using this thread purely for entertainment purposes.
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Claythan will play the designated wing-man even when hes by himself.
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Shut the **** up, bogey.
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I tried to help. You were fairly entertaining and convincing. Now you're just being dumb. JMO
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Tell them the truth. Say i'm a 27 year old guy who is a virgin and at the end of my rope if i don't score tonight. Even suicide hotline tells me i have the wrong number and hangs up on me.

Then get laughed at, go back to your hotel room and jerk it.
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He'll always have an audience...
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Even if he did that and went up to enough women he'd probably find one to take back to the hotel room. Unfortunately, I don't know if there are enough women in River Falls for him to find one that says yes.
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I know. Count me in, hook, line and sinker.
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