Never let anyone of the opposite sex, or anything about them, have a negative impact on your moods. They don't like you? **** 'em. Then again, I guess that's the problem. They won't let you. :-) [Reply]
Originally Posted by luv:
Never let anyone of the opposite sex, or anything about them, have a negative impact on your moods. They don't like you? **** 'em. Then again, I guess that's the problem. They won't let you. :-)
I'm going to bed. Maybe I'll dream about sex. That's as close as I'll ever get. EVER. FOREVER EVER. [Reply]
Please help him, Luv. I'll never ask for anything again. We'll simulcast the event live on the Planet and the two of you shall live forever in infamy. Just do it for me. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Phobia:
Please help him, Luv. I'll never ask for anything again. We'll simulcast the event live on the Planet and the two of you shall live forever in infamy. Just do it for me.
I think I have enough on my plate right now. Thanks for thinking of me, though. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Phobia:
Please help him, Luv. I'll never ask for anything again. We'll simulcast the event live on the Planet and the two of you shall live forever in infamy. Just do it for me.
Shouldn't he just get a hooker? How hard is that? [Reply]
Originally Posted by Phobia:
Please help him, Luv. I'll never ask for anything again. We'll simulcast the event live on the Planet and the two of you shall live forever in infamy. Just do it for me.
Originally Posted by Predarat:
We should take a collection and hire two call girls so for his first time he can have a 2for1.
yeah right.
if he was destined to blow his load in his pants at the sight of one girl's axe wound, how quickly do you think he'll splash the baby batter at the sight of 2 girls scissoring eachother? [Reply]
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Tonight is my last night in River Falls. Feed me some ****in' pickup lines or something.
you're on the wrong web site.
go to adultfriendfinder or something, and fill your profile with the nastiest shit you've heard in a porno. you'll get laid by the end of the week. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Phobia:
Please help him, Luv. I'll never ask for anything again. We'll simulcast the event live on the Planet and the two of you shall live forever in infamy. Just do it for me.
It'd just end with him crusting up his CK's and poking Pappy's apple pie in the morning... [Reply]