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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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Hammock Parties 09:52 PM 08-04-2008
Originally Posted by Herzig:
GoChiefs liking attention? No...say it aint so. I don't think I believe him either. Is it really true?
Oh yeah. I'm a virgin.

VIIIIIIIIRGIIIIIIIIIIIIIN.


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luv 09:56 PM 08-04-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Inebriation: Yes.

Mood: Depressed.
Never let anyone of the opposite sex, or anything about them, have a negative impact on your moods. They don't like you? **** 'em. Then again, I guess that's the problem. They won't let you. :-)
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Hammock Parties 09:58 PM 08-04-2008
Originally Posted by luv:
Never let anyone of the opposite sex, or anything about them, have a negative impact on your moods. They don't like you? **** 'em. Then again, I guess that's the problem. They won't let you. :-)
I'm going to bed. Maybe I'll dream about sex. That's as close as I'll ever get. EVER. FOREVER EVER.
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Phobia 10:06 PM 08-04-2008
Please help him, Luv. I'll never ask for anything again. We'll simulcast the event live on the Planet and the two of you shall live forever in infamy. Just do it for me.
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luv 10:09 PM 08-04-2008
Originally Posted by Phobia:
Please help him, Luv. I'll never ask for anything again. We'll simulcast the event live on the Planet and the two of you shall live forever in infamy. Just do it for me.
I think I have enough on my plate right now. Thanks for thinking of me, though.
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Skip Towne 10:11 PM 08-04-2008
Originally Posted by Phobia:
Please help him, Luv. I'll never ask for anything again. We'll simulcast the event live on the Planet and the two of you shall live forever in infamy. Just do it for me.
Shouldn't he just get a hooker? How hard is that?
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Valiant 10:14 PM 08-04-2008
Originally Posted by Skip Towne:
Shouldn't he just get a hooker? How hard is that?
Well considering who it is for.. I am sure his Hooker would be quite hard for his virgin ass..
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Skip Towne 10:25 PM 08-04-2008
I believe he is a virgin. Look at how goofy and inept he acts around women. Even on this board. He's scared to death of them.
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Predarat 10:30 PM 08-04-2008
We should take a collection and hire two call girls so for his first time he can have a 2for1.
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88TG88 10:52 PM 08-04-2008
Originally Posted by Phobia:
Please help him, Luv. I'll never ask for anything again. We'll simulcast the event live on the Planet and the two of you shall live forever in infamy. Just do it for me.
:-)
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Hammock Parties 11:45 AM 08-05-2008
Tonight is my last night in River Falls. Feed me some ****in' pickup lines or something.
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sedated 11:53 AM 08-05-2008
Originally Posted by Predarat:
We should take a collection and hire two call girls so for his first time he can have a 2for1.
yeah right.

if he was destined to blow his load in his pants at the sight of one girl's axe wound, how quickly do you think he'll splash the baby batter at the sight of 2 girls scissoring eachother?
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sedated 11:55 AM 08-05-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Tonight is my last night in River Falls. Feed me some ****in' pickup lines or something.
you're on the wrong web site.

go to adultfriendfinder or something, and fill your profile with the nastiest shit you've heard in a porno. you'll get laid by the end of the week.
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Rausch 11:56 AM 08-05-2008
Originally Posted by Phobia:
Please help him, Luv. I'll never ask for anything again. We'll simulcast the event live on the Planet and the two of you shall live forever in infamy. Just do it for me.
It'd just end with him crusting up his CK's and poking Pappy's apple pie in the morning...
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Rausch 11:58 AM 08-05-2008
Originally Posted by sedated:
you're on the wrong web site.

go to adultfriendfinder or something, and fill your profile with the nastiest shit you've heard in a porno. you'll get laid by the end of the week.
I doubt it.

Any site that emails me about 3x a week begging for a visit is likely getting as much action as GOATSE right about now...
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