Resident CP internet hardman and former State Super Heavyweight Bareback Wrestling Champion TheGuardian has been on a warpath recently challenging many of us on here to fights. He is mostly known for thought provoking and insightful posts such as this:
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
Pat sucks
**** him
Anyway, the intention of this thread is to chronicle all threats of violence by said user just in case he acts upon them. The list is fluid and will be updated periodically.
Raiders - 29 November 2024
ydub
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
Come call me a pussy and see if you don't get a beat down
St. Patty's Fire
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
You can come too.
Panthers - 24 November 2024
Womble
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
You can donate a few bucks to me coming there to slap the piss out of you and watch you crumble.
Delano's mother - admission of guilt
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
I got your mom last night tho
Non-GDT threats of violence
Womble
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
Wasn't that the game where he blew out Rice's knee?
I am def not the biggest crybaby in the game threads and I'd actually fist your wife and then beat your ass in front of her you low rent mental poverty bitch
Coochie liquor
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
I've literally been here since 2009 you mental midget, since you can't do math. And far too many people, like you too, have gotten used to talking shit like that on the net without getting punched in the mouth. Exactly why that kid through it was ok to call Kelce a bundle of sticks with no repercussions.
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
Dude I would wreck your shit for being such a beta cuck imbecile on these takes. Bitch slap you into eterinty until God couldn't put your particles back together. So shut you ****ing mouth.
The point is the playoffs you glory hole bukakke champion. Not now.
You don't win in the playoffs by letting a ****ing "Bo Nix" go down the field on you in the 4th when the game is on the line. Or averaging 2 anything yard per tote.
You're literally the biggest ****ing blowhard know nothing that comes here and runs your mouth more than Harris ran hers during her years during her political climb.
Shut your ****ing trap and finish your god damn juice box, pussy
The entire Buffalo Bills roster
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
God I want to beat the living shit out of that team
Tony Romo
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
I'd give up a month of my income to have 5 minutes alone in a room with Romo, just to beat him half to death. Few people I've ever despised as much as that piece of shit
Your mom smelled like a 6 day old dumpster at Long John Silver's so I passed on that, but I'll fit you into my schedule when you're ready. Lmk when you pile enough points on your EBT card to make it out west. Ciao, pussy
That's a great physique for like, a 12 year old on estrogen. I laughed because I wondered if your purse matches the color of your gloves you bitch. [Reply]
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
That's a great physique for like, a 12 year old on estrogen. I laughed because I wondered if your purse matches the color of your gloves you bitch.
This is peak natural performance, kiddo.
Anyway, are you not gonna defend your mom's honor? Must've been a rough holiday, amigo. Well, let me be the first (and probably only) person to tell you:
Happy Thanksgiving!
You don't have to keep living like this. You'll always be stupid. But hey, you don't have to be so bitter about it. [Reply]
to everyone's surprise, the undrafted rookie fullback out of Ball State and UCLA leads the AFC early voting at the fullback position. The Man of Steele
