Just wondering how your BM's are going. Please let us know if you're having any complications, please share - also indicate any and all clean-breakers too.
Lately I've had the poo balls that look like they were put in a turd mold and vacuum packed to the final turd shape..
I bought some Raisin Bran tonight - so I'm looking forward to the relief and thorough poos in the days to come.
I've had to shit all day - I have been holding it for the main event - it's going to be like a MMA pay per view fight, shitting, once i make it to the restroom [Reply]
Originally Posted by Simply Red:
I've had to shit all day - I have been holding it for the main event - it's going to be like a MMA pay per view fight, shitting, once i make it to the restroom
I've been lucky lately.. Clean breakers... One wipe.. No TP wasted.. [Reply]
This whole scenario has thrown my diet waaaay off. More frozen foods because dickheads want to over-purchase. Needless to say, my BMs aren’t as satisfactory as they were in Feb. [Reply]
Nice..
I had a magnificent shit when I got home from work today
Its the weirdest thing though.
Its like my shit knows when we're 2 blocks from home.
Spend all day on the job sites and never have to clench my butt cheeks. But as soon as I turn onto Mockingbird Drive. Its a 300 yard race to the driveway and then into the house and onto the toilet. Barely making it everytime. [Reply]
Originally Posted by mdchiefsfan:
This whole scenario has thrown my diet waaaay off. More frozen foods because dickheads want to over-purchase. Needless to say, my BMs aren’t as satisfactory as they were in Feb.
Shoot a couple Robbins out of tree and fry up the breast meat.
Originally Posted by Simply Red:
I've had to shit all day - I have been holding it for the main event - it's going to be like a MMA pay per view fight, shitting, once i make it to the restroom
Originally Posted by Simply Red:
Just wondering how your BM's are going. Please let us know if you're having any complications, please share - also indicate any and all clean-breakers too.
Lately I've had the poo balls that look like they were put in a turd mold and vacuum packed to the final turd shape..
I bought some Raisin Bran tonight - so I'm looking forward to the relief and thorough poos in the days to come.
Please share any updated poop stories for 11/2014
Thank you in advance.
Actually since they closed the bars, or rather the bars voluntarily closed I guess, I haven't been drinking much, and since all the restaurants have closed their dine-in areas, I'm not going out for lunch much either. So my turds have become much more consistent both in regularity as well as size and shape. I've lost 10 lbs. just in the last two weeks. I'm getting healthier.
