Ok fellows a little help here see theres this girl coming over on monday night, i like her and she likes me.
As i am ashame to say that i am still a virgin but im asking all you fellows that have experienced this what do u tell the girl when u want to have sex with her ?
Originally Posted by stumppy:
As others have mentioned, print this out and study it like it's a cheat sheet for the entry into paradise.
One other suggestion, you might actually practice what you are going to say. Say it out loud. Make sure the way it sounds when you say it comes across as very honest and sincere!
Oh yea, one other thing. when she gets there, be sure and compliment her on her looks right off the bat. Just to get things headed in the right direction.:-)
If everything works out ok you won't be able to slap the smile off of your face for about a week. Good luck.
No shit, Stumppy, Jenny is pure gold ain't she? I wish I'd known someone like her when I was 18. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Bob_Damned_Dole:
Oh come on...you're sharper than that.
It loses something when it's phrased as, "Kind of defined a warm, wet hairy, hole, eh?"
That's really strange, it was that way in the 50's as well. The more things change the more they stay the same. I'll bet it was the same way 10,000 years ago. The cavemen probably followed their dick around much like we do today. Ya think? [Reply]
Honestly is the best policy. Tell her you like her, and go from there.
BE YOURSELF, don’t act like someone your not, and when the time comes and things are looking good that you just might get lucky…Be honest and tell her it’s your first time.
Trust me, she won’t laugh if she’s any kind of considerate person.
And wrap yer sausage if ya know what I mean. [Reply]
Originally Posted by stumppy:
Oh yea, one other thing. when she gets there, be sure and compliment her on her looks right off the bat. Just to get things headed in the right direction.:-)
Just don't lay it on too thickly.... If she's not an attractive woman, chances are that she is well aware of it. If you're going on and on about how great she looks, she'll see right through that crap. A subtle compliment is sometimes more effective than bullshit anyway. If she smells like she just got done with a 10k, don't comment on her perfume. Hold your breath and dive. [Reply]
Originally Posted by The Naked Chef:
Let me say this. It's really hard to listen to something when your reading a thread, or a response to a thread. So, I didnt really listen very carefully. So :-). I know enough to know that if you have to ask a question about getting a female into bed, your a loser. It doesnt matter who you are, or how much I know about you. Just get the girl drunk, that'll get her into bed fast. :-)
Originally Posted by Phobia:
I tried the sister angle much earlier but nobody bit on that one.
Actually I did, but I left it alone. But in another way, his youngest sister does have a few hot friends, but like he said, to him they are too old ? [Reply]
Originally Posted by royr17:
so does anybody have anymore pointers for me if not than thanks for all of the pointers.
[nut]well it impotant to understan that woman like fourplay if you want try get four fingers in there it help you when you want to get you big unit up in it at least that what I do[/nut] [Reply]
