Chiefs ****OFFICIAL Raiders vs Chiefs Christmas Day Game Thread**** - Page 127

Nzoner's Game Room>****OFFICIAL Raiders vs Chiefs Christmas Day Game Thread****

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Christmas Day and Chiefs football is under the Kingdom’s tree, with the stocking stuffer of hosting our oldest rival - the filthy, degenerate, vagabond Raiders! And one of the traditional ways of celebrating this beloved holiday is through music, so grab yourself a glass of eggnog, a bottle of Boulevard Nutcracker Ale or whatever your preferred cup of Christmas cheer may be and lets go a caroling with a few of these spirited Christmas and Game Day mashups!

The first touchdown the Raiders did cry
They knew it would not be the last in the turf as they lay,
In the turf where they lay,
Broken and bruised
On a wet Christmas day
That was so sweet
Victory, victory, victory, victory!
The Chiefs are gonna’ roll today!

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Super Bowls, Super Bowls
Super all the way
Oh, what fun it'll be to win
the Lombardi on the raiders' home field, hey
Super Bowls, Super Bowls
Super all the way
Oh, what fun it'll be to win
The Lombardi on the raiders' home field!

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On the twelfth day of Chiefsmas,
the Kingdom sent to me
Twelve hundred commercials,
Eleven cheerleaders cheering,
Ten yella flags a-flying,
Nine Rice receptions,
Eight plays of twenty,
Seven threads on rigging,
Six no look passes,
Five gameday thread bans,
Four BigMac sacks,
Three Raiders’ turnovers,
Two Kelce touchdowns,
And a cheeseburger for Andy

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Here comes Big Red
Here comes Big Red
Right down Arrowhead Drive
Patrick and Kelce and all his team, playin' on the field
Fans are screamin', defense hittin', all is merry and Gay
So wear your red and gold and set up the buffet
'Cause Big Red comes today

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Have yourself a merry little Chiefsmas
Let your cheers be loud
Next year all our troubles, will be out of sight

Have yourself a merry little Chiefsmas
Make the tailgate gay
Next year all our troubles, will be miles away

Once again, as in olden days
Happy red and golden days of yore
Faithful fans who are dear to us
Will be near to us once more

Someday soon we all will be celebrating,
A Super Bowl win
Until then, we'll have to settle for a Raider beatdown
So have yourself a merry little Chiefsmas now

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Merry Christmas ChiefsPlanet!

Go Chiefs!

Fuck the Raiders!
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Originally Posted by Titty Meat:
I'm going to make an angry thread accusing Veach of destroying this franchise. What should I title it?

Andy destroyed this team like a hairy Norwegian viking destroyed my anal hymen
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PSA: If you drink enough, it seems like we’re WINNING!!! :-)
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Santa is the drum leader for the 4th quarter. He can shove a lump of coal up his ass if he doesn’t gift some plays.
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Originally Posted by notorious:
If the offense takes knees this entire game we are down 3.

(stay positive)

True lol
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The Chiefs could absolutely score two touchdowns and win this game. Nothing I've seen today gives me confidence in that outcome however. That's the most disappointing thing about this year. It's just hard to believe they'll get it together.
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Originally Posted by Ming the Merciless:
Andy destroyed this team like a hairy Norwegian viking destroyed my anal hymen

Go on......
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Originally Posted by Ming the Merciless:
im.sorry

I dont play chess any more

but if the chiefs go back to losing. maybe ill go back to being an incel chess loser

Chess? Wtf?
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Lol. Mahomes looks at the flat and turns away then is like wait that's rice i can throw it.
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Originally Posted by notorious:
If the offense takes knees this entire game we are down 3.

(stay positive)

They would have fucked that up somehow too.. lol

Hilarious how true that is though.
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We’ve held them to less than 150 yards of O and we are losing by 13 points.

I’m not sure what else the D can do at this point. They given up 6 points. Up to you, O. Let em drop.
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Who else expects Rice to fight for extra yards and fumble?
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is this a hurry up offense?

seems to have some rhythm
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rice is one small bright star on this shitmas tree
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