It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Christmas Day and Chiefs football is under the Kingdom’s tree, with the stocking stuffer of hosting our oldest rival - the filthy, degenerate, vagabond Raiders! And one of the traditional ways of celebrating this beloved holiday is through music, so grab yourself a glass of eggnog, a bottle of Boulevard Nutcracker Ale or whatever your preferred cup of Christmas cheer may be and lets go a caroling with a few of these spirited Christmas and Game Day mashups!
The first touchdown the Raiders did cry
They knew it would not be the last in the turf as they lay,
In the turf where they lay,
Broken and bruised
On a wet Christmas day
That was so sweet
Victory, victory, victory, victory!
The Chiefs are gonna’ roll today!
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Super Bowls, Super Bowls
Super all the way
Oh, what fun it'll be to win
the Lombardi on the raiders' home field, hey
Super Bowls, Super Bowls
Super all the way
Oh, what fun it'll be to win
The Lombardi on the raiders' home field!
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On the twelfth day of Chiefsmas,
the Kingdom sent to me
Twelve hundred commercials,
Eleven cheerleaders cheering,
Ten yella flags a-flying,
Nine Rice receptions,
Eight plays of twenty,
Seven threads on rigging,
Six no look passes,
Five gameday thread bans,
Four BigMac sacks,
Three Raiders’ turnovers,
Two Kelce touchdowns,
And a cheeseburger for Andy
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Here comes Big Red
Here comes Big Red
Right down Arrowhead Drive
Patrick and Kelce and all his team, playin' on the field
Fans are screamin', defense hittin', all is merry and Gay
So wear your red and gold and set up the buffet
'Cause Big Red comes today
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Have yourself a merry little Chiefsmas
Let your cheers be loud
Next year all our troubles, will be out of sight
Have yourself a merry little Chiefsmas
Make the tailgate gay
Next year all our troubles, will be miles away
Once again, as in olden days
Happy red and golden days of yore
Faithful fans who are dear to us
Will be near to us once more
Someday soon we all will be celebrating,
A Super Bowl win
Until then, we'll have to settle for a Raider beatdown
So have yourself a merry little Chiefsmas now
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Merry Christmas ChiefsPlanet!
Go Chiefs!
Fuck the Raiders!
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Originally Posted by Ming the Merciless:
you must be thrilled you've been "right" for once in 5 years
The rah rah undying faith only goes so far.
This team this season has been consistently horrible on offense.
40 drops in just under 15 games while sporting the most penalized offensive player in football.
They handed the Raiders 14 points in 7 seconds with a horrendous cutsey dumbass play where the qb doesn't run the play, and a pathetically predictable pass the following play.
This offense, today, is in its literal death throes.
You can see it on Patrick's face, and Kelces tantrums.
This shit isn't getting fixed before playoffs.
Open your eyes, send just concrde that this football team has earned its criticism, as well as its revered head coach.
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