Originally Posted by DaFace:
This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!
I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby. :-)
And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Midnight_Douchebag:
OntheWarpath, are you in as good of shape as me? If not then please :-).
I still find it amazing that you really think your that "in shape," and everyone else is fat...LOL. Hate to break it to ya your just another normal person at the gym, your not that big or cut. You have ZERO abs. Its also awesome how your soooo popular, yet you keep coming back to chat...your "that" guy who is insecure and needs validation to make himself feel better and if your such a pro with chicks, which you think you are, you would know they are not attracted to insecurity. [Reply]
Its hilarious! I took my shirt off when I made it. All the chicks love my photoshop skills. You guys are just hating cuz I have hilarious photoshop skills and a $157,000 house. [Reply]
Its hilarious! I took my shirt off when I made it. All the chicks love my photoshop skills. You guys are just hating cuz I have hilarious photoshop skills and a $157,000 house.
Originally Posted by LiL stumppy: :-) You aren't even "in shape", your skinny, so you have some muscle tone. But I got news for ya, everyone else who weighs 90 lbs does too.
Originally Posted by Midnight_Douchebag:
For those making fun of me for not wearing a shirt...haha so pathetic.
It takes confidence to take your shirt off in public. Now granted, I was a little drunk off of Crown but the ladies loved it.
Dont hate cause most of you cant even see your own dick when you look down. Seriously dont hate cause I actually stay in great shape while you guys waste your lives away getting fatter.
Originally Posted by Midnight_Douchebag:
For those making fun of me for not wearing a shirt...haha so pathetic.
It takes confidence to take your shirt off in public. Now granted, I was a little drunk off of Crown but the ladies loved it.
Dont hate cause most of you cant even see your own dick when you look down. Seriously dont hate cause I actually stay in great shape while you guys waste your lives away getting fatter.
You look like you've never seen a gym before. You weigh what, a buck 60? Oh wait, are you one of the metrosexual guys that want to stay lean? [Reply]
Originally Posted by Midnight_Douchebag:
OntheWarpath, are you in as good of shape as me? If not then please :-).
Hey, doosh, you ever compete at the D-1 level? If no, STFD and :-). I work with a guy that works really hard to maintain his physique. He lifts for tone, but he doesn't want to bulk up. Of course, he is openly gay... [Reply]
