Originally Posted by thabear04:
Broncos waive TE AJ Derby, promote Austin Traylor
Weird move don’t know why they got rid of him.
Idiot assholes like Kranz probably said shit like, "AJ Derby isn't that much of a downgrade from Travis Kelce, AND he's a hell of a lot cheaper, so I'd rather him him as my starting TE!" back in August/preseason.
Now? They're eating their own young. Garrett Bolles sucks, but when they were 3-0 he was just a fresh young plucky 28-year old rookie who really really cared about football and his teammates. What has Emmanuel Sanders done for us lately? Aqib Talib is the only great player in that secondary, but they want his ass gone too. And that future HOF coach they hired who was the best young HC on the market in the past 5 years? He evolved from that to, "Eh, he's making rookie head coach mistakes, like they all do" all the way to, "Somebody fire that son of a bitch NOW!"
Everybody is at fault in Donkoland. Except for one guy. John Elway. Perhaps the asshole with the MOST responsibility and fault for the current and future misery they're about to be put through is also completely unfirable. If they fire horse face, that undoes a glorious and important part of Donko fan identity and legacy, kind of like when Green Bay tried to turn Bart Starr into a head coach.
And that's why I predict Denver is about to go through faaaaar worse of a cold spell than any of them can imagine. These assholes act like this year is just the random once-in-a-decade rough season that most successful franchises occasionally have to deal with. They have no clue the pain and suffering they're about to be put through.
Purgatory. Bordering on 6-10/8-8 teams. Non-stop. For a good 5 years or more. That's the kind of shit we're talking about. It's glorious. [Reply]
Originally Posted by RealSNR:
And that's why I predict Denver is about to go through faaaaar worse of a cold spell than any of them can imagine. These assholes act like this year is just the random once-in-a-decade rough season that most successful franchises occasionally have to deal with. They have no clue the pain and suffering they're about to be put through.
Purgatory. Bordering on 6-10/8-8 teams. Non-stop. For a good 5 years or more. That's the kind of shit we're talking about. It's glorious.
Half decade or more of below .500 football in Denver?
Kranz has been hitting Peeroy's liquor stash. You are a laughing stock on this board, Dickum. The minge is full of pussy cowards like you. Many from here have been banned from that dump for tame smaque talk whilst we allow turds like you to shit all over this board. I have never or will ever set foot in that piece of shit board. [Reply]
Everybody is at fault in Donkoland. Except for one guy. John Elway. Perhaps the asshole with the MOST responsibility and fault for the current and future misery they're about to be put through is also completely unfirable. If they fire horse face, that undoes a glorious and important part of Donko fan identity and legacy, kind of like when Green Bay tried to turn Bart Starr into a head coach.
And that's why I predict Denver is about to go through faaaaar worse of a cold spell than any of them can imagine. These assholes act like this year is just the random once-in-a-decade rough season that most successful franchises occasionally have to deal with. They have no clue the pain and suffering they're about to be put through.
Purgatory. Bordering on 6-10/8-8 teams. Non-stop. For a good 5 years or more. That's the kind of shit we're talking about. It's glorious.
I've long believed that Elbert was never GM material, simply a name and a draw that could put together a free agent whorehouse long enough to make a wave and then fall off.
Which is exactly what has occurred.
That Elbert is captain of the RMS Donktanic is the greatest payback and justice that the other franchises of the AFCW could possibly ask for. This ain't the 1990's buddy, and Dungver has already used its cap manipulation tactic; the NFL has its eyes on them and they have no star QB to help them in that regard now.
Amazing how the calls no longer go their way now that Frankenmanning has retired. Remember those absolute BULLSHIT illegal screens they got by with? [Reply]
Originally Posted by Mile High Mania:
Half decade or more of below .500 football in Denver?
IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN TO ME! I'M A FAN OF THE DENVER BRONCOS! MAYBE OOOOOOOTHER TEAMS GET THAT WAY, BUT IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME!
What the fuck are you guys going to do if it does get bad, MHM? The owners are going to step in? Fire a head coach or two? Fire a GM? Shake up the structure of the organization?
Don't you think the Raiders from 2003-2014 already fucking tried that? How many times has that been done in Buffalo? No, you're not Cleveland, but don't you think they've tried JUST ABOUT every personnel strategy that possibly exists?
Here's what you fucks don't realize. When things get bad, there's nothing YOU can do. You have to hope your owners make good decisions, and that those good decisions involve good GMs, HCs, and maybe even a little bit of luck. You have no power to control that, and most of the time the owners don't either.
It takes one bad year, and then you're at a "critical phase." You suck THAT next year, and pretty soon free agents start avoiding your dumpster fire team. Older, more productive veterans start saying, "Ehhh fuck it." Young promising rookies that just needed some development time are thrown out and given too many responsibilities too soon, and whereas on a successful team they'd turn into contributors, here they're now looked at as problems that need to be replaced. The cycle starts all over again after that.
You're going through a bad spot right now. All it takes is one more year of shitty football for your team to go into "We fucking suck" mode for multiple seasons. And when it does, it will drive you fucking nuts, and you'll say fucking retarded shit like, "The owners should do something about this!" Yeah, they should. Yeah, they probably will. But it's no goddamn guarantee it will work. Being a football fan isn't a fucking video game. You don't get regenerating health in the NFL. You don't get save states in difficult parts.
Yeah, you THINK you understand the process. You THINK you understand that's how it works. But you don't. You clearly don't. It can and it WILL happen to you, and when it does, don't expect sympathy from me for you arrogant and naive sons of bitches. I'm going to mock you for your shortsightedness and helplessness in the face of misery. It's going to be the most beautiful schadenfreude the world has ever seen.
Get ready, Donk fans. End times are coming. Reality's opening the door to your house, and it's going to rape you and your family hard. It's going in dry. You're going to huddle up with your other idiot Donk fans in the corner of a cold shower for a long fucking time. [Reply]
Half a decade of below .500 football in Denver? Whaaaaaat? No, that will never happen! Everything that's gold DOES stay! The Denver Broncos will keep winning games even after the last star in the universe fucking burns out! John Elway is in charge! He would never let them lose for that long! [Reply]
Originally Posted by RealSNR:
IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN TO ME! I'M A FAN OF THE DENVER BRONCOS! MAYBE OOOOOOOTHER TEAMS GET THAT WAY, BUT IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME!
What the **** are you guys going to do if it does get bad, MHM? The owners are going to step in? Fire a head coach or two? Fire a GM? Shake up the structure of the organization?
Don't you think the Raiders from 2003-2014 already ****ing tried that? How many times has that been done in Buffalo? No, you're not Cleveland, but don't you think they've tried JUST ABOUT every personnel strategy that possibly exists?
Here's what you ****s don't realize. When things get bad, there's nothing YOU can do. You have to hope your owners make good decisions, and that those good decisions involve good GMs, HCs, and maybe even a little bit of luck. You have no power to control that, and most of the time the owners don't either.
It takes one bad year, and then you're at a "critical phase." You suck THAT next year, and pretty soon free agents start avoiding your dumpster fire team. Older, more productive veterans start saying, "Ehhh **** it." Young promising rookies that just needed some development time are thrown out and given too many responsibilities too soon, and whereas on a successful team they'd turn into contributors, here they're now looked at as problems that need to be replaced. The cycle starts all over again after that.
You're going through a bad spot right now. All it takes is one more year of shitty football for your team to go into "We ****ing suck" mode for multiple seasons. And when it does, it will drive you ****ing nuts, and you'll say ****ing retarded shit like, "The owners should do something about this!" Yeah, they should. Yeah, they probably will. But it's no goddamn guarantee it will work. Being a football fan isn't a ****ing video game. You don't get regenerating health in the NFL. You don't get save states in difficult parts.
Yeah, you THINK you understand the process. You THINK you understand that's how it works. But you don't. You clearly don't. It can and it WILL happen to you, and when it does, don't expect sympathy from me for you arrogant and naive sons of bitches. I'm going to mock you for your shortsightedness and helplessness in the face of misery. It's going to be the most beautiful schadenfreude the world has ever seen.
Get ready, Donk fans. End times are coming. Reality's opening the door to your house, and it's going to rape you and your family hard. It's going in dry. You're going to huddle up with your other idiot Donk fans in the corner of a cold shower for a long ****ing time.
so shall it be written, so shall it be done. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball:
Amazing how the calls no longer go their way now that Frankenmanning has retired. Remember those absolute BULLSHIT illegal screens they got by with?
Totally right. NE will suffer the same fate when Brady is gone. [Reply]
