Originally Posted by DaFace:
This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!
I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby. :-)
And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it. [Reply]
Someday, when you've matured, you're going to get married, and God will bless you with daughters. As they get older, they will go to bed and pray that they meet a man like their daddy. You'll go to bed praying that they don't. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Midnight_Douchebag:
And I only have a couple of pics of my car and bike. They all show my license plate numbers on them so I dont think Ill be showin them.
But ladies and gentlemen I'm merely a tangerine goombah, the ways of computers and photo alteration frighten and confuse me.
Originally Posted by Midnight_Douchebag:
Ah, the hate continues. All the envy in here is sooo pathetic but I understand. I am livin it up while you guys are stuck at home living the boring suburbian life haha I totally understand. Your lives are almost up while mine will be goin strong for a long time since I am young.
Also I taxed the blonde last night. She was a good lay so I think she is worthy enough to be one of my friends with benefits.
And I only have a couple of pics of my car and bike. They all show my license plate numbers on them so I dont think Ill be showin them.
Originally Posted by Midnight_Douchebag:
Ah, the hate continues. All the envy in here is sooo pathetic but I understand. I am livin it up while you guys are stuck at home living the boring suburbian life haha I totally understand. Your lives are almost up while mine will be goin strong for a long time since I am young.
Also I taxed the blonde last night. She was a good lay so I think she is worthy enough to be one of my friends with benefits.
And I only have a couple of pics of my car and bike. They all show my license plate numbers on them so I dont think Ill be showin them.
Ah, Mr. Midnight Douchebag.....
As you sit on your pleather couch and ponder wether or not to go to lazer tag today at Skateland, perhaps a reflective moment, or a "moment of clarity" is called for.
You see, I'm not exactly and old guy. I'm in my early 30's actually and I've been around a bit. I used to be that guy without a care in the world. Then one day, around ten years ago I decided it was time to do something with my life. There I was working a job for 6 bucks an hour, enough money to buy beer and party with friends, then all of a sudden. like a lightning bolt, I realized that my friends were douchebags.
The next day I quit that job, went back to school, tested out and in a week was in a new job that has supplied me with the following:
A $135,000 home, 2 great cars, a beautiful wife with our first-born less than a month away.
Earlier this week I went to Chicago and was offered my own piece of business as an area manager for a private security firm. (which I gladly accepted)
So, as you sit there in your studio apartment with your roommates making the place smell like swamp ass and stale vomit, deciding wether you should watch Spongebob or ultimate fighting on your 24 inch sanyo before lazer tag, perhaps you should think about quitting your job at the car wash and go back to school. I;m sure your Kawasaki will get you there. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Baby Lee:
But ladies and gentlemen I'm merely a tangerine goombah, the ways of computers and photo alteration frighten and confuse me.
Originally Posted by Midnight_Douchebag:
Ah, the hate continues. All the envy in here is sooo pathetic but I understand. I am livin it up while you guys are stuck at home living the boring suburbian life haha I totally understand. Your lives are almost up while mine will be goin strong for a long time since I am young.
Also I taxed the blonde last night. She was a good lay so I think she is worthy enough to be one of my friends with benefits.
And I only have a couple of pics of my car and bike. They all show my license plate numbers on them so I dont think Ill be showin them.
Its easy so to block license out in microsoft paint, even someone like YOU could do it. Face it "broski," the only bike you have is one with no seat you ride over speed bumps. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Midnight_Douchebag:
Ah, the hate continues. All the envy in here is sooo pathetic but I understand. I am livin it up while you guys are stuck at home living the boring suburbian life haha I totally understand. Your lives are almost up while mine will be goin strong for a long time since I am young.
Also I taxed the blonde last night. She was a good lay so I think she is worthy enough to be one of my friends with benefits.
And I only have a couple of pics of my car and bike. They all show my license plate numbers on them so I dont think Ill be showin them.
Originally Posted by Midnight_Douchebag:
I am not trying to brag but for those that thought I was full of crap when I said chicks dig guys with bikes. Here is a pic from the party I was at last weekend.
:-) Girls makin' gang signs!!!!! How cute!!!!! [Reply]
Originally Posted by Midnight_Douchebag:
I am not trying to brag but for those that thought I was full of crap when I said chicks dig guys with bikes. Here is a pic from the party I was at last weekend.
I guess he was the only one at the party walking around with his shirt off. [Reply]
