Originally Posted by DaFace:
This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!
I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby. :-)
And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Midnight_Douchebag:
Also I cant wait for tonight. While most of you old farts will be spending time on here, I'll be out banging the hot blonde. Gotta love it haha.
Better wrap up, I hear prostitutes have a higher risk of carrying STD's then normal sluts [Reply]
Originally Posted by Midnight_Douchebag:
I am not trying to brag but for those that thought I was full of crap when I said chicks dig guys with bikes. Here is a pic from the party I was at last weekend.
Looks like a fun party. I love rock, paper, scissors. [Reply]
Ah, the hate continues. All the envy in here is sooo pathetic but I understand. I am livin it up while you guys are stuck at home living the boring suburbian life haha I totally understand. Your lives are almost up while mine will be goin strong for a long time since I am young.
Also I taxed the blonde last night. She was a good lay so I think she is worthy enough to be one of my friends with benefits.
And I only have a couple of pics of my car and bike. They all show my license plate numbers on them so I dont think Ill be showin them. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Midnight_Douchebag:
Ah, the hate continues. All the envy in here is sooo pathetic but I understand. I am livin it up while you guys are stuck at home living the boring suburbian life haha I totally understand. Your lives are almost up while mine will be goin strong for a long time since I am young.
Also I taxed the blonde last night. She was a good lay so I think she is worthy enough to be one of my friends with benefits.
And I only have a couple of pics of my car and bike. They all show my license plate numbers on them so I dont think Ill be showin them.
Damn, what's a super stud muffin like you doing up at 9am on a Saturday after having all that fun? I'm sure your penis has a lot of chafing due to the enormous amount of sexual activity you had last night, right?. you need your rest, it's much more important than running to the computer first thing in the morning to post your sexiness.
Originally Posted by Midnight_Douchebag:
Ah, the hate continues. All the envy in here is sooo pathetic but I understand. I am livin it up while you guys are stuck at home living the boring suburbian life haha I totally understand. Your lives are almost up while mine will be goin strong for a long time since I am young.
Also I taxed the blonde last night. She was a good lay so I think she is worthy enough to be one of my friends with benefits.
And I only have a couple of pics of my car and bike. They all show my license plate numbers on them so I dont think Ill be showin them.
Originally Posted by Midnight_Douchebag:
Ah, the hate continues. All the envy in here is sooo pathetic but I understand. I am livin it up while you guys are stuck at home living the boring suburbian life haha I totally understand. Your lives are almost up while mine will be goin strong for a long time since I am young.
Also I taxed the blonde last night. She was a good lay so I think she is worthy enough to be one of my friends with benefits.
And I only have a couple of pics of my car and bike. They all show my license plate numbers on them so I dont think Ill be showin them.
