Another thing to add, try to have fun on the date too, you're trying to live it up.
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Why would you say something like that?
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Too bad they're fake.
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I don't know. I think it's kind of dumb. I didn't say it in a hateful way, more of a playful way.
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:-)

Good grief.
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who cares, if he gets to touch'em then good for him!
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No.
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Dude :-) See bold lines, tell me how you can improve.
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it's training camp
the pads are on
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You're going to be just fine.
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"Hey Jenna, this is Clay, THE STUD MUFFIN FROM YOUR DREAMS. Just giving you a call TO SEE IF YOU WANTED SEXUAL PLEASURE TONIGHT. Let me know. Talk to you later."

Phew.

Actually, saying "the stud from the internet" might have been kind of funny. No?
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Just masturbate, seriously.
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Especially before going if she agrees to meet you. This might help you avoid jail time.
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Next time at the very end add, "Don't bother calling back if you don't suck dick." Let me know how that goes.
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OK, since Jenna's getting railed by some other guy right now I'm going to dinner with Nick. Talk to you fags later.
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