Resident CP internet hardman and former State Super Heavyweight Bareback Wrestling Champion TheGuardian has been on a warpath recently challenging many of us on here to fights. He is mostly known for thought provoking and insightful posts such as this:
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
Pat sucks
**** him
Anyway, the intention of this thread is to chronicle all threats of violence by said user just in case he acts upon them. The list is fluid and will be updated periodically.
Raiders - 29 November 2024
ydub
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
Come call me a pussy and see if you don't get a beat down
St. Patty's Fire
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
You can come too.
Panthers - 24 November 2024
Womble
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
You can donate a few bucks to me coming there to slap the piss out of you and watch you crumble.
Delano's mother - admission of guilt
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
I got your mom last night tho
Non-GDT threats of violence
Womble
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
Wasn't that the game where he blew out Rice's knee?
I am def not the biggest crybaby in the game threads and I'd actually fist your wife and then beat your ass in front of her you low rent mental poverty bitch
Coochie liquor
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
I've literally been here since 2009 you mental midget, since you can't do math. And far too many people, like you too, have gotten used to talking shit like that on the net without getting punched in the mouth. Exactly why that kid through it was ok to call Kelce a bundle of sticks with no repercussions.
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
Dude I would wreck your shit for being such a beta cuck imbecile on these takes. Bitch slap you into eterinty until God couldn't put your particles back together. So shut you ****ing mouth.
The point is the playoffs you glory hole bukakke champion. Not now.
You don't win in the playoffs by letting a ****ing "Bo Nix" go down the field on you in the 4th when the game is on the line. Or averaging 2 anything yard per tote.
You're literally the biggest ****ing blowhard know nothing that comes here and runs your mouth more than Harris ran hers during her years during her political climb.
Shut your ****ing trap and finish your god damn juice box, pussy
The entire Buffalo Bills roster
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
God I want to beat the living shit out of that team
Tony Romo
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
I'd give up a month of my income to have 5 minutes alone in a room with Romo, just to beat him half to death. Few people I've ever despised as much as that piece of shit
Your mom smelled like a 6 day old dumpster at Long John Silver's so I passed on that, but I'll fit you into my schedule when you're ready. Lmk when you pile enough points on your EBT card to make it out west. Ciao, pussy
MONDAYS r 4 GLUTES….because you never know when you’re going to have to rip TRF cock off with your butt cheeks at the George Brett statue. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Iowanian:
MONDAYS r 4 GLUTES….because you never know when you’re going to have to rip TRF cock off with your butt cheeks at the George Brett statue.
TheTardian has showed up at the George Brett statue [Reply]
Originally Posted by Iowanian:
MONDAYS r 4 GLUTES….because you never know when you’re going to have to rip TRF cock off with your butt cheeks at the George Brett statue.
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
I've used both viagra and cialis. I can tell you bitches have not. You don't take it, and just get a hard on. It still requires stimulus. It's just that if your pecker does not work, and you get some stimulus, it will.
I found viagra to give me a ****ing headache and make me stuffy like I had a cold. Cialis? Much better. For those that wonder why I would be taking it? Because you can **** for 9 hours on that shit. And well, I love ****in. Testosterone will make you like that, ya know?
I like how he acts as if taking Viagra makes him a super alpha and those who haven't partaken are a load of "bottom bitches" or whatever other meathead phrase he uses to describe someone that isn't as mentally handicapped as he is. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Wallcrawler:
We're all about as impressed with your "achievements" as we are with how much TheTardian "clips" per year.
I guess this means you won't be gifting me playoff tickets in exchange for tragi-comic attempts to paint you and your dipshittery as a class act on this board when it's plain to anyone with the most basic level of literacy that you're an extremely anal retentive raging douchebag exhibiting old man yelling at clouds behavior.
It's a shame that during your "educational achievements" you never learned the most basic shit like if you see a thread on a discussion board you aren't interested in, you really can just scroll past it and not click it.
Alas, the hyper anal nature of your being compels you to not only enter, but cry about its very existence upsetting the meticulously crafted vision you had for what the message board should look like, adding nothing to the thread but a sad attempt to derail the thread with your douchebaggery.
Yes. What an asset you are. Your friends list here is probably comprised of the usual suspects that share your lack of self control and take great pleasure in posting the letter q as their response, hoping to show the rest of the board just how cool they are for noticing that this topic is also being discussed in another thread.
And that ladies and germs, is how an angry, anal "educator" becomes a full fledged member of that super elite, much beloved internet group, The Thread Police.
Now, I'm sure you've got some videogames to look down your nose at, so I'll let you get back to languishing in your angry, miserable existence.
Originally Posted by Womble:
I like how he acts as if taking Viagra makes him a super alpha and those who haven't partaken are a load of "bottom bitches" or whatever other meathead phrase he uses to describe someone that isn't as mentally handicapped as he is.
I inject Cialis directly into my testicles when I'm about to go on a 4 day fuck session. The wife, the neighbor's dog, the inflatable Santa Claus at Home Depot...they can all get it when I'm ON GEAR [Reply]
Originally Posted by Pablo:
I inject Cialis directly into my testicles when I'm about to go on a 4 day **** session. The wife, the neighbor's dog, the inflatable Santa Claus at Home Depot...they can all get it when I'm ON GEAR
Do you also get a chubby when shopping yard inflatables at Home Depot? (Asking for a friend) [Reply]
Originally Posted by :
I've used both viagra and cialis. I can tell you bitches have not. You don't take it, and just get a hard on. It still requires stimulus. It's just that if your pecker does not work, and you get some stimulus, it will.
I found viagra to give me a ********ing headache and make me stuffy like I had a cold. Cialis? Much better. For those that wonder why I would be taking it? Because you can ******** for 9 hours on that shit. And well, I love ********in. Testosterone will make you like that, ya know?
Dude plagiarized this word for word from the GBS plaque [Reply]
