Life -- Are you all still pooping fairly well? - Page 12

Just wondering how your BM's are going. Please let us know if you're having any complications, please share - also indicate any and all clean-breakers too.

Lately I've had the poo balls that look like they were put in a turd mold and vacuum packed to the final turd shape..

I bought some Raisin Bran tonight - so I'm looking forward to the relief and thorough poos in the days to come.

Please share any updated poop stories for 11/2014

Thank you in advance.
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Originally Posted by DeepPurple:
This is a true story and I never forgot it. It's 1973 and I've been out of the Army a few months and I got a job working at Savannah Harbor in the dry dock. They have sort of a community latrine out in the middle of the yard.

One day I'm washing my hands standing in front of the mirror, and behind me a stall door opens and this big guy steps out. He said, "I don't know what is better, a good shit or a good fcck". The guy next to me then said "either I don't know nothing about shitting or you don't know nothing about fccking".

What's with the filter evasion?
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Originally Posted by eDave:
What's with the filter evasion?

it's Deep Purple - he's cleared Dave.
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Of all threads this is the one to convince me to buy a digital camera...
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Originally Posted by Rausch:
Of all threads this is the one to convince me to buy a digital camera...

:-)
Careful, you're gonna draw a whack from the ban hammer.
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I've been pooping paver stones...
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One word. Oatmeal. Eat a bowl in the morning. No problems. And all you old fucks should know this. :-)
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I am 55 years old.....And most of my poos can be dubbed...."Shotgun Shits".

I AM THE PORCELAIN PUNISHER
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Like a champ. Once a day only. In the morning after coffee. Always firm.

I am the Joe Friday of shits.
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Very nice clean-breaker a few mins ago - nice color, perfect taper - minimal toilet paper. It was ironic because I'd just showered AND shaved!!
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I could shit through a screen door tonight.
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Honestly the last 3 days or so has been darker and more like tar. Very sticky and it's not coming out the way it should. Big disappointment.
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I think my ass is clogged come fuck me I'll poop better
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i drink Budweiser so....:-)
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Originally Posted by Servant_KC:
I could shit through a screen door tonight.

We have seen the fish you eat...
That rice will sneak up and bite you if not done just right.
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Originally Posted by Scooter Libby:
I think my ass is clogged come **** me I'll poop better

Fudge packee. I knew it all along but I never thought you would get shitfaced enough to say it out loud.

I hope Clay follows your lead as the Packer. You will feel better as soon as you quit living a lie.

And as far as Nebraska Football goes...same advice, less the fudge packing.
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