Originally Posted by El Jefe:
I don't know a much better way to do foreplay than to make out---Oral---Sex. All can be done within 30 minutes depending on weather conditions :-)
On your last note, one statement sums up my thoughts about eating box "happy wife, happy life".
Ok but that's your problem. Not everyone elses.
It's like saying I should only like vanilla ice cream.
There's chocolate.
Or vanilla with sprinkles.
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts:
This. I'm not playing the e-manliness card when I say this, but she'd like it better if you tried harder to please her. Unless she has a mental hang up with her own box, which is not uncommon I guess.
She does, yes. It probably didn't help that years ago (pre-marriage) we discussed it and I piped up and said, "What!? There's nothing wrong with your vagina. I've eaten some nasty cooter in my days, and your's is actually really nice!" [Reply]
Originally Posted by Pablo:
Donger, do you slip your dick through your pajama bottoms(White Dave Chappelle skit style) when you and the wife get that hot and heavy missionary action going?
Originally Posted by Donger:
She does, yes. It probably didn't help that years ago (pre-marriage) we discussed it and I piped up and said, "What!? There's nothing wrong with your vagina. I've eaten some nasty cooter in my days, and your's is actually really nice!"
Originally Posted by booger:
Worst part is finding one who gets off on it. It's fun and hilarious but I damn near passed out running out of breath numerous times!
Originally Posted by Donger:
She does, yes. It probably didn't help that years ago (pre-marriage) we discussed it and I piped up and said, "What!? There's nothing wrong with your vagina. I've eaten some nasty cooter in my days, and your's is actually really nice!"
cooter? really?
You might want to change up your vernacular about your wife's pussy around your wife. Maybe try.........Meat Wallet? [Reply]
