They'd be attached to the duck, like always.

BTW, the safe word is "Aflac".

yeah, no feathers then. You all know my line is drawn at animal play.

Well, in fairness, I didn't specify if the duck was alive or dead, or how it died, or how long ago it died.

Either way.....no feathers.

Now, Spike TV, the "CSI" about the "Trek"-like convention where someone dies.

Liz Vassey. In hot sci-fi outfits. Periodically throughout the show in Hodges's daydreams.

Win. :-)

GSP is going to whoop Dan Hardy's ass. How do i justify wasting fitty-bucks on that?

I don't know....but ima get the fight, get smashed and watch someone get there face punched in....worry about the bill next month.....yeah.....fuck it....im irresponsible anyway....

FINALLY! Its warm enough tomorrow to fire up my smoker.
We'll be having a pork fest tomorrow...

I'm a genius, really. Last year I had a tough time keeping the temp constant on my charcoal smoker. So, with a little ingenuity, I have remedied that issue.
I bought some fireproof insulation and an iron bowl for added charcoal. Did a test run last night and the temp stayed constant at 225. I have 2 racks of spare ribs, some country ribs, a rack of baby backs and a pork butt going on at 0800 tomorrow. I'm using mesquite wood chips, an apple cider blend wet rub and my own personal dry rub that has a lot of heat in it.
I have missed being able to do this. The winter has been way to long.
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i never knew you guys were into that stuff





sorry, just had to do it. happy porking:-):-)

they need better directions for female condoms. looked like she was just sitting there blowing bubbles

that Qwerty guy sure is a good inventor

Wow, fuck this whore.

i'm not a cross dresser or anything like that but i would like to go try on a pants suit just for the hell of it

Slippery slope, my friend. Next thing you know, you're shopping at Victoria's Secret and trying on lipstick in the women's department stores. :-) Just say no.

that depends... does the lipstick come with her?

And do you try it on your penis, by having her leave a lipstick-ring around it? :-)

"Rainbow party" with the Victoria's Secret models... writing that on my Bucket List...