He is shirtless in that pic because everyone kept laughing at his sweatshirt.


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AND LIMP BIZKIT
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SO....where are the pics of this bike anyways
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For some reason this song keeps playing in my head:

I play in a band, we're the best in the land
We're big in both Chelsea and France
I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar
There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance
So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty
These other gals mean nothing to me
Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night
'Cause I'm more than a handful, you'll see

[Chorus:]
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
I'm soaked, I'm soiled and brown
in the trousers, she kissed me
And I only bought her one round

I can bench press a car, I'm an ex football star
with degrees from both Harvard and Yale
Girls just can't keep up, I'm a real love machine
I've had far better sex while in jail
I've designed the Sears Tower, I make two grand an hour
I cook the world's best duck flambe
I'll take the pick of the litter, girls jockey for me
I don't need these lines to get laid

[Chorus]

I'm a man of the night, a real ladies delight
See my figure was chiseled from stone
One more for the gal then I'll escort her home
Come last call, I'm never alone
I've a house on the hill with a red water bed
That puts Hugh Heffnor's mansion to shame
With girls by the pool and Italian sports cars
I'm just here in this dump for the game

[Chorus x2]

Ahh, **** it. Who am I shitting?

I'm a pitiful sight, and I ain't all that bright
I'm definitely not chiseled from stone
I'm a cheat and a liar, no woman's desire
I'll probably die cold and alone

But just give me a chance, 'cause deep down inside
I swear I got a big heart of gold
I'm a monogamous man, no more one night stands
Come on, honey, let me take you home
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Nice job, mods.
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the coolness of chiefsplanet is overwhelming at timesPosted via Mobile Device
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Attention Mods! Can you do a rush job on another name change?

douchebagsmynameagain is my suggestion.
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:-) Well done, indeed.

:-)

Or perhaps Twinkfelchingagain?
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Go get us some beer.
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im not vulture you dumb****s!
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Uh, ok. Sure, it's not. We believe you. No.....really..... :-)
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Na, he's not.
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Over 10,000 views. Man, you guys are obsessed haha.

And I love the new nickname.
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check the ip address noob. I was just stirring the pot on both threads because the responses were too damned funny. the vulture guy can't be serious either but all of you tards are eating right out of his hand. its hilarious!Posted via Mobile Device
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What does the IP address have to do with anything? Obviously your mobile device is going to be a different IP than your home/work PC.
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