Originally Posted by DaFace:
This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!
I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby. :-)
And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it. [Reply]
Goat boy, there is a simple way to prove it. Log onto MV or what'sthename and say I'm GC or Claythan or whater. Anything other than that and you will have a hard time convincing anyone. [Reply]
Originally Posted by RedNeckRaider:
That is the first thing you have ever posted about yourself that I think may be true. Oh you are welcome for this attention also.
Can we please focus our attention on the douchebag with the cool bike and hot girls? [Reply]
I'd tap the blonde if I was drunk. That other horse could f**k right off, though. And you're one hell of an ugly f**ker yourself. Ever go to an eye specialist about those goofy things? [Reply]
