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Hall of Classics>*****Official Chiefsplanet "I have a random thought" Thread*****
Mr. Flopnuts 03:16 PM 04-23-2009
Just in case you have some random thought and feel like starting a thread over it, you can just bump this one.
JD10367 11:01 AM 03-09-2010
Watching the Barbara Walters pre-Oscar special with the wife.

Michael Douglas and Glenn Close sit down and start talking.

Douglas spreads his legs.

Wife says, "Wow, he's got big balls."

Bad: that she said that, out loud.

Worse: that I was looking at them at the time.

FML. :-)
Lumpy 03:51 PM 03-10-2010
I just received a call from a lady that must have just smoked a bowl. She was wanting to know how to get rid of glare from a photo w/o scanning it in and using graphic software. I almost told her to use a fuggin' eraser. :-)
Jilly 06:42 PM 03-10-2010
Every now and then, like tonight, I hide in my office and pretend to be busy on the computer so I don't have to talk to people.
Delano 07:49 PM 03-10-2010
I just got a Monday interview with a fantastic organization.

Time to lock this shit down.
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Bane 07:51 PM 03-10-2010
I just farted,and told the wife it as the dog.:-)
Mr. Flopnuts 07:55 PM 03-10-2010
Originally Posted by bane_58:
I just farted,and told the wife it as the dog.:-)
:-) You fucking pussy.
-King- 07:55 PM 03-10-2010
This describes me completely
Hammock Parties 08:06 PM 03-10-2010
Originally Posted by Jilly:
Every now and then, like tonight, I hide in my office and pretend to be busy on the computer so I don't have to talk to people.
Other people are highly overrated.
Bane 08:10 PM 03-10-2010
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts:
:-) You ****ing pussy.
No it was awful and I loved watching her get on the dog for it!:-) It was EPIC bad!!!:-) It would have ruined it if I told her it was me.
Mr. Flopnuts 08:28 PM 03-10-2010
Originally Posted by bane_58:
No it was awful and I loved watching her get on the dog for it!:-) It was EPIC bad!!!:-) It would have ruined it if I told her it was me.
:-) That sounds like youtube quality. There's no going back now.
Bane 08:34 PM 03-10-2010
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts:
:-) That sounds like youtube quality. There's no going back now.
It was.She got all red in the face,looked at me and asked...I said hell no,must be your silly ass dog.She got onto him,and made him go lay in his bed.:-).Then bitched about it to me like it was his fault!BWaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:-)
Sofa King 04:00 PM 03-12-2010



i think Shakira looks f-ing SMOKING in this video.... (still sounds like crap though)
JD10367 11:02 AM 03-13-2010
Some guy in Virginia hit the Powerball in October for $200M. He just came forward to claim if, after five months, because he was "working with financial consultants".

What. The. F**k?

If I hit Powerball for $200M, I wouldn't wait five months. I wouldn't wait five f**king minutes. You could be hit by a bus. You could lose the ticket. You could get itchy ass cancer. What the f**k do you need to consult with a financial advisor for five f**king months about?!? Let's see: 1) spend some, 2) put the rest in a bank for a while. You have the rest of your life to divvy it up and figure out where you're gonna invest it.
LaChapelle 11:13 AM 03-13-2010
Gauging the before and after family reunion
JD10367 11:22 AM 03-13-2010
Rugby is on BBC America. Crazy ass shit! Soccer meets NFL meets insanity.
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