Watching CNN, some reporter-chick named Poppy Harlow is talking about the Toyota recalls and wandering around a dealership's maintenance area as they do the fix. She's cute, and got some junk in the trunk. I'd hit it. (I tried to link a pic but every time I tried it wouldn't load, so you'll just have to Google Search her under Images... sort of a poor man's Faith Hill, maybe...)
I was just reading the Omaha paper. Looking in the classifieds.
These are actual advertisements:
For sale:
1976 Northwestern Bell Calendar. 50 cents.
(2) 1975 better homes and gardens magazines. 75 cents each.
2 atlas pint jars with lids! $2.00 each.
These were all separate ads...
I mean, wtf? Throw your fucking garbage away.
It has to cost more to advertise this shit that what you make from selling it. :-) Posted via Mobile Device
Originally Posted by JD10367:
So a 50-year-old hiker fell into the volcano of Mount St. Helens, and now they have to mount a Balloon-Boy-esque rescue attempt. Question: why the f**k were you hiking around the rim of Mount St. Helens in February? And why are you doing it if your 50? More power to you, I suppose--I'm younger than that, and I can barely hike to my friggin' car from the house door--but it just made me think that, if people didn't get themselves into stupid situations, we wouldn't have to get them out of them....
The Search & Rescue started charging Several grand anytime they have to come rescue( unless it's a medical or child) a dumbass around here. Bout time to, fucking tourist always getting in trouble. I say leave them & let the Bears eat them
I was just reading the Omaha paper. Looking in the classifieds.
These are actual advertisements:
For sale:
1976 Northwestern Bell Calendar. 50 cents.
(2) 1975 better homes and gardens magazines. 75 cents each.
2 atlas pint jars with lids! $2.00 each.
These were all separate ads...
I mean, wtf? Throw your ****ing garbage away.
It has to cost more to advertise this shit that what you make from selling it. :-) Posted via Mobile Device
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts:
I haven't pooped today. I don't remember the last time I went a whole day without dropping a deuce. I hope everything's okay down there. :-)
Did you not eat as much as you normally do?
I'm good for 36 hours, usually, give or take. It's weird how people poop on their own bodily rhythm. :-)
Originally Posted by JD10367:
Did you not eat as much as you normally do?
I'm good for 36 hours, usually, give or take. It's weird how people poop on their own bodily rhythm. :-)
And why is it called "dropping a deuce", anyway?
I should've thought about that. I've cut my food intake in half over the last couple of weeks. It's now been over 24 hours. I feel like a new man! At least I feel like I have a new man inside of me. Wait...................
